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buhemith780
  • Town/Country : Canada
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Saturday 7 January 1989 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 149
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About buhemith780 : I am just a down to earth guy who likes to meet new people and chat online. send me a message if you want to chat.

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Today, my drunk dad started yelling at my dog for not having a job. FML

#15962479 (303)

I agree, your life sucks (36734) - you deserved it (3541)

On 04/28/2011 at 11:53am - animals - by Cecilly2010 -

Today, my football coach thought it would be a good idea to get drunk, run to the other sideline, and scream, "WELCOME TO SPARTA, BITCH!" This would've been funny if he weren't also my dad. FML

#15960632 (197)

I agree, your life sucks (27926) - you deserved it (2710)

On 04/28/2011 at 6:28am - misc - by spartanson -

Today, while waiting on tables at work, I was carrying a glass of red wine when I lost balance and spilt it everywhere. After cleaning the floor and myself up and after refilling a new glass, I did exactly the same thing again. FML

#15958012 (118)

I agree, your life sucks (6478) - you deserved it (8190)

On 04/28/2011 at 12:04am - work - by tryandtryagain (man) - United Kingdom

Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend's present to me was that he actually flushed the toilet AND put the seat down. FML

#15956322 (174)

I agree, your life sucks (25857) - you deserved it (4712)

On 04/27/2011 at 10:41pm - love - by suckishbf (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I awoke to make-up all over my face and nail polish on my hands and feet because my daughter wanted "daddy to look pretty." I have a job interview in an hour and none of it is coming off. FML

#15949821 (295)

I agree, your life sucks (29668) - you deserved it (3595)

On 04/27/2011 at 3:16pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my landlord informed me that after 8 months, we are finally getting cable and internet in our house. I move out tomorrow. FML

#15948850 (119)

I agree, your life sucks (10569) - you deserved it (1200)

On 04/27/2011 at 1:34pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I gave birth to a beautiful baby girl. My husband, the father of the baby, got a birdie on the golf course at the exact same time. FML

#15948612 (281)

I agree, your life sucks (33784) - you deserved it (3731)

On 04/27/2011 at 1:07pm - love - by Sammy - United States (Texas)

Today, I saw a video of me last night, hammered, climbing my wardrobe screaming "I WANT TO GO TO NARNIA" naked. FML

#4679110 (350)

I agree, your life sucks (35428) - you deserved it (99707)

On 08/20/2009 at 10:39am - misc - by ShiriSarah (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my five year old daughter was watching cartoons on TV. Then a Barbie commercial came on. My daughter sang along with the theme song "Be who you want to be, B-A-R-B-I-E." She then turned to me and said "Mom, I want to be a hooker." FML

#3146320 (467)

I agree, your life sucks (149028) - you deserved it (22382)

On 06/23/2009 at 1:56pm - kids - by ....... (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I heard my daughter scream at my son through the bathroom door, "Are you jacking off in there or something?" and him scream back at her "Shut up you fucking cunt!" My daughter is 7 and my son is 8. FML

#2772494 (859)

I agree, your life sucks (88865) - you deserved it (52486)

On 06/10/2009 at 2:09pm - intimacy - by badmom (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for awhile, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML

#836792 (851)

I agree, your life sucks (233305) - you deserved it (20084)

On 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm - intimacy - by creepermagnet (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML

#361047 (1080)

I agree, your life sucks (414364) - you deserved it (248636)

On 03/15/2009 at 10:20pm - misc - by KAAALIS (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it he said "I don't know what you're talking about Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

#159600 (93)

I agree, your life sucks (753753) - you deserved it (63733)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, I texted my boyfriend saying "Hi." His response: "I got your best friend pregnant". FML

#14097 (463)

I agree, your life sucks (381312) - you deserved it (34541)

On 02/07/2009 at 10:08pm - misc - by bittersweet - United States (New York)



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