About bugsGoRawr : Hey guys. So, I don't come on here as often as I used to, but that's alright. I'm a Senior as of 6/6/13 and am kind of depressed about it. Even though I'm a Senior, I'll be attending college, so that should be a "fun" time. But yeah, that's enough fun facts about me! Later.
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Today, my 70 year old grandma was yelling at me to take a pregnancy test, in the middle of Walmart. I'm 16, still a virgin and haven't had a boyfriend since I was 13. FML
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On 01/24/2011 at 12:11am - intimacy - by andifalls -
Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend. I started to come, screaming, "Ah... ah... ah... AHH!" To which he added, "Staying alive! Staying alive!" FML
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On 01/17/2011 at 1:24am - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to take our first shower together. When he came into the room, he had swimming trunks on. FML
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On 12/31/2010 at 1:21am - intimacy - by Anonymous -
Today, after spotting my ex-boyfriend's truck in a desolate parking lot, I decided to "decorate" the muddy side of it with a rather large male appendage. After checking around me to make sure there were no witnesses, I got to work. I probably should have made sure he wasn't sitting in the truck. FML
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On 12/30/2010 at 7:07pm - love - by lululee53 (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, while putting a drip in the back of an elderly patient's hand, he commented that he didn't realise doctors had pierced nipples, but not to worry because he's only in the hospital "for the b*tches". FML
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On 12/30/2010 at 4:37pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)
Today, I met my father for the first time since I was a baby. The first comment out of his mouth was, "I bet all the boys love those motherf*cking bazongas, don't they?" Hi, Dad. FML
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On 12/30/2010 at 2:23pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (York)
Today, my boyfriend asked me to 'spice things up in the bedroom'. When I asked how, he said I could try wearing a paper bag over my head. FML
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On 12/30/2010 at 9:09am - intimacy - by georgiahick -
Today, a punk-looking college kid was making fun of my mentally handicapped son. Out of anger, I punched him in the face. I got handcuffed and thrown into a police car. The kid stood there laughing and pointing at me. FML
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On 12/29/2010 at 9:12pm - misc - by ihateteenagers (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I was giving myself a breast exam for lumps. I heard laughing, looked around and saw that the 12 year-old neighbor and his friends were watching through the window. FML
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On 12/28/2010 at 10:20pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I was told I sound like a seal barking when I orgasm. FML
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On 12/28/2010 at 2:44am - intimacy - by sealy (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, I was told I sound like a seal barking when I orgasm. FML
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On 12/28/2010 at 2:44am - intimacy - by sealy (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, I was taking a leak in the mall bathroom. A kid no older than thirteen strolled in and paused next to me at the urinals. He took one look and laughed, "I feel sorry for your wife, man." All I could do was stand there as he casually disappeared into one of the stalls. FML
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On 12/25/2010 at 2:11am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Vermont)
Today, my brother asked if he could borrow my razor, since he recently hit puberty and wanted to have a shave. I decided to be nice and let him. When he returned it half an hour later, I couldn't help but notice his facial hair was untouched. FML
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On 12/25/2010 at 12:54am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to speak Parseltongue to my vagina to "prepare the Chamber of Secrets for entry". FML
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On 12/13/2010 at 12:35pm - intimacy - by Wisconsin love - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, I walked outside to see my friend frantically waving and running at me, yelling something I couldn't understand. I smiled and started to jog over to him until I realized he was screaming "RUN!!!" We spent the next 10 minutes running from his neighbor's 5 vicious chihuahuas. FML
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On 12/04/2010 at 2:08am - misc - by chi-huaHUA - United States
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