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by Anonymous / 04/05/2011 at 2:48pm / United Kingdom (Northamptonshire) / Love
by Anonymous / 04/05/2011 at 12:48pm / United States (New York) / Kids
Today, I found out that our neighbors told almost everyone on our street that I was mentally handicapped. All this time I wasn't sure why they would speak slowly and loudly at me. Now they won't believe me when I tell them I'm a 4.0 GPA student. FML
by Imslow / 04/05/2011 at 12:40pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
by why / 04/05/2011 at 11:25am / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
by stairmaster / 04/05/2011 at 3:47am / Miscellaneous
Today, I went to a baseball game. It was windy, so I decided to get my hat from the car trunk. When I opened it and reached in, loose papers started flying everywhere. Panicked, my dad slammed the trunk shut on my fingers. Entering the stadium, I discovered it was free hat day. FML
by oww / 04/05/2011 at 3:46am / United States (California) / Health
by Anonymous / 03/30/2011 at 2:26pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
Today, someone rear-ended me while I was on my way home. I was extremely upset and I called my boyfriend for comfort and to help inspect the damage. After taking a good look at the car, he said, "Damn, if only you fucked this hard." FML
by emm / 03/18/2011 at 12:11pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
Today, my father came over to my house. I realized there were condoms on the table, so I subtly moved a vase to hide them. He then gave me an unamused look and said "I know you have sex. You've been married for nine years. Grow the fuck up, dumbass." FML
by Anonymous / 03/17/2011 at 7:52pm / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
Today, we had to discuss our heritage at school. When I told the class that I am German, Japanese, and of the Jewish faith, the teacher loudly laughs at the "irony." Something like this happens whenever I tell people my background. FML
by Anonymous / 03/06/2011 at 12:18am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, my girlfriend thought it would be sexy to stick her finger up my ass during sex. I screamed like a little girl and barely managed to finish. Afterward, she said, 'Now you know how it feels.' FML
by Anon. / 03/01/2011 at 6:51pm / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
by greenchan / 02/25/2011 at 12:12am / United States (Vermont) / Intimacy
by failed / 02/23/2011 at 5:06am / Switzerland (Vaud) / Intimacy
by CutieBooty / 02/22/2011 at 4:02pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
- Today, I woke up with a strange and itchy feeling in my anus. When I told my boyfriend about it, he… Today, while having sex with my husband, he accidentally elbowed me in the face. I don't know which… Today, I had my wisdom teeth removed. The sympathetic words from my boyfriend asked if this meant I…