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bugsGoRawr
  • Town/Country : That One Place In, Washington, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 19 November 1996 (15 years)
  • Number of visits : 869
  • Number of comments : 39
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About bugsGoRawr : My name's Janae, and I attend KaHS as a Sophomore. I'm a pretty laid back type of person, though I have no patience. I come on here from time to time to laugh at other people's misfortune. If you don't like me, I couldn't care less. If you do like me, I still couldn't care less. And yeah, have a nice day! Or not, it's whatever.

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Today, my daughter in law sent me another romantic text that was meant for her husband. Not only can't she spell for shit, the clichés she uses are horrifyingly embarrassing. The fact this keeps happening makes me want to slam her head in the oven. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18775) - you deserved it (2558)

On 11/12/2011 at 4:42pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, I learned if you dream you're having a piss, you most likely are having a piss. FML

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On 11/05/2011 at 9:43am - health - by rj93 - United Kingdom (Ballymena)

Today, at the nail salon, a Korean woman was making fun of me. I kindly told her, in Korean, that I understood. She kindly told me, in English, that she didn't care. FML

#18150713 (198)

I agree, your life sucks (31583) - you deserved it (2523)

On 11/03/2011 at 8:16pm - work - by EunJung - United States

Today, I ran into my boyfriend's dad. His exact words were, "Call me when you're ready to feel what a real man can do to you." FML

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On 11/03/2011 at 3:29am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was bitched out by my 17 year old son's teacher. It seems the idiot teacher made the kids advocate for his own political beliefs in a presentation, and my son ended his speech saying, "And it remains my opinion that our instructor is cramping my motherfucking style." Instant suspension. FML

#18095977 (272)

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On 10/28/2011 at 11:52am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I saw my upstairs neighbor outside getting the mail. She asked how my day was, and then apologized that the sound of her baby's crying through the walls kept me up last night. Apparently she heard me when I yelled at 2am for her fucking demon spawn to shut up. FML

#18086804 (223)

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On 10/27/2011 at 2:41am - misc - by Deborah - United States

Today, my parents got rid of our detachable shower head. Looks like I'm single again. FML

#18070582 (366)

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On 10/25/2011 at 6:15am - intimacy - by sad - Reserved

Today, at work while on the toilet, somebody came into the stall next to me and gave a loud play by play of every fart, plop, and grunt. He then asked loudly who I was and when I didn't answer put his head under the stall to look at me. FML

#17839732 (259)

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On 09/26/2011 at 2:52pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I went to Walmart to pick up some groceries. When I came out, the front end of my car was crushed in. On the window was a note only saying "Sorry I bumped into your car." FML

#17839244 (151)

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On 09/26/2011 at 1:18pm - money - by This Guy - United States

Today, my boyfriend showed me a YouTube video of him popping a huge blackhead on his forehead. He told me he had been "growing" it for more than 2 years now. I have been caressing and kissing that thing for almost 2 years because I thought it was a beauty mark. FML

#17839150 (202)

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On 09/26/2011 at 12:58pm - misc - by Yuuucky (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I saw my co-worker sneeze into his palm, get up, walk to my desk and smear his hand all over my computer mouse. He then went back to his desk and continued with his work. Last week we had a workplace awareness meeting about my OCD and fear of germs. FML

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On 09/26/2011 at 6:37am - work - by gotanewmouse - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, my mother followed me to work to see what I got up to. I'm a fitness instructor in a ground floor gym that has big windows overlooking the street. She stood outside and waved at me for half an hour, while I tried to concentrate on teaching a visibly amused class. FML

#17836220 (73)

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On 09/26/2011 at 12:28am - work - by Username - United States (Illinois)

Today, I got my first handjob. She ripped out a pube. It hurt so bad my eyes teared up. She asked what was wrong and not wanting to make her feel guilty I had to tell her it was "Just so good." FML

#17659578 (286)

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On 09/04/2011 at 5:36am - intimacy - by southernluxe - United States

Today, I had to take my dog to the vet for him to be put to sleep. I could feel the cold, hard shaft of irony slide its way up my ass and slowly fuck me senseless with every step I took on this beautiful National Dog Day. FML

#17586114 (267)

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On 08/26/2011 at 1:49pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, a hooker refused my custom. According to her, "Even whores have standards." FML

#17548776 (289)

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On 08/22/2011 at 3:35pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)