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Today, I was caught "experimenting" with my friend at his house. His parents called mine, and my dad cummed to drive me home. On the way looool back, he tried to cheer me up by saying, "Son, don't be ashamed. When I was your age, I sucked a few dicks myself." Thanks for the info, Dad. FML

#20539287
190 comments

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On 03/11/2013 at 7:33am - intimacy - by ugh (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Yesterday, our dog jumped on the bedhile my fiancé and I were having sex, and let out the most horrific fart. My fiancé, like a gentleman, held my nose closedhile he continued banging me. mega FML

Today, while having sex with my husband, he went soft. When I asked him what happened he said, "I'm about to fall asleep." He then plopped down on my chest and began to snore. FML

#20536683
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On 03/09/2013 at 3:56am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend ripped my panties trying to get them off. Not off me, off himself. big fat FML

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On 03/04/2013 at 12:11am - intimacy - by nopanties (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my daugter in law sent me anoter romantic text tat was meant for er usband!! Not only can't se spell for sit, te clicés se uses r orrifyingly embarrassing!! Te fact tis keeps appening makes me want to slam er ead in te oven!! FML

#18229715
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On 11/12/2011 at 4:42pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today , I learnd if u dream your having a piss , u most likely r having a piss. FML

#18163240
226 comments

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On 11/05/2011 at 9:43am - health - by rj93 - United Kingdom (Ballymena)

Yesterday, at the nail salon, a Korean woman was making fun of me . I kindly told her, in Korean, that I understood . She kindly told me, in English, that she didn't care . FML

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On 11/03/2011 at 8:16pm - work - by EunJung - United States

I ran into my boyfriend's dad. His exact words were, ( Call me when you're ready to feel wat a real man can do to you. ) FML

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On 11/03/2011 at 3:29am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

I was bitchd out by mah 17 year old son's teacher!! It seems the idiot teacher made the kids advocate 4 his own political beliefs in a presentation, and mah son endd his speech saying, "And it remains mah opinion that our instructor is cramping mah motherfucking style." Instant suspension!! FML

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On 10/28/2011 at 11:52am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

I saw ma upstairs neigbor outside getting looool te mail. Se asked ow ma day was, and ten apologized tat te sound of er baby's crying troug te walls kept me up last nigt. Apparently se eard meen I yelled at 2am for er fucking demon spawn to sut up. FML

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On 10/27/2011 at 2:41am - misc - by Deborah - United States

Today, mah parents got rid of our detachable shower head . Looks like I'm single again . FML

#18070582
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On 10/25/2011 at 6:15am - intimacy - by sad - Reserved

Today, at work while on the toilet, somebody cummed into the stall next to me and gave a loud play by play of every fart, plop, and grunt . He then asked loudly who I was and when I didn't answer putted his head under the stall to look at me . FML

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On 09/26/2011 at 2:52pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

today I went to Walmart looool to pick up some groceries. When I cummd out, the front end of mah car was crushd in. On the window was a note only saying "Sorry I bumpd into your car." FML

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120 comments

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On 09/26/2011 at 1:18pm - money - by This Guy - United States

Today, my boyfriend sowed me a YouTube video of im popping a uge blackead on is foreead. He told me e ad been "growing" it for more tan 2 years now. I ave been caressing an kissing tat ting for almost 2 years because I tougt it was a beauty mark. real FML

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168 comments

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On 09/26/2011 at 12:58pm - misc - by Yuuucky (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I saw my co-worker sneeze into his palm, get up, walk to my desk an smear his hand all over my computer mouse. He then went back to his desk an continued with his work. Last week we had a workplace awareness meeting about my OCD an fear of germs. FML

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150 comments

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On 09/26/2011 at 6:37am - work - by gotanewmouse - New Zealand (Auckland)



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