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bugfroggy
  • Town/Country : District Of Columbia, United States
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Today, trying to do something nice for my brother, I filled up his truck's gas tank. I didn't realize until too late that it's a diesel. FML

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On 02/10/2014 at 1:57pm - misc - by Shooting myself - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was sitting on the couch, watching The Avengers with my 4-year-old daughter, who loves the Hulk. When Hulk finally showed up, she excitedly looked at me and screamed, "Hulk Smash" before slamming both of her fists into my balls. FML

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On 01/30/2014 at 7:34am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I watched Gigli. FML

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On 03/11/2012 at 7:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I shat a magnet. FML

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On 09/26/2011 at 10:51pm - health - by mimi - United States (Illinois)

Today, I shat out a staple. FML

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On 06/09/2011 at 11:04am - health - by wtf - United Kingdom (Edinburgh)

Today, I was in the bathroom defecating when I felt something hanging there. I reached back with toilet paper and starting pulling it out inch by inch; 3 feet later I learned I had a tapeworm. Worst of all, no pharmacy has the med the doctor prescribed. I have to live with this thing until the med gets here. FML

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On 09/15/2009 at 5:14pm - intimacy - by benander (man) - United States (North Carolina)



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