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by Shooting myself / 02/10/2014 at 1:57pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was sitting on the couch, watching The Avengers with my 4-year-old daughter, who loves the Hulk. When Hulk finally showed up, she excitedly looked at me and screamed, "Hulk Smash" before slamming both of her fists into my balls. FML
by Anonymous / 01/30/2014 at 7:34am / United States / Kids
by Anonymous / 03/11/2012 at 7:19pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by mimi / 09/26/2011 at 10:51pm / United States (Illinois) / Health
by wtf / 06/09/2011 at 11:04am / United Kingdom (Edinburgh) / Health
Today, I was in the bathroom defecating when I felt something hanging there. I reached back with toilet paper and starting pulling it out inch by inch; 3 feet later I learned I had a tapeworm. Worst of all, no pharmacy has the med the doctor prescribed. I have to live with this thing until the med gets here. FML
by benander / 09/15/2009 at 5:14pm / United States (North Carolina) / Intimacy
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