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Today, I had an interview for a job in a professor's lab. He seemed like a really nice, grandfatherly old guy. We got up to go take a look around the lab, and he held out his arms really wide to me... so I went in for a hug. Turns out he was just gesturing for me to go through the door first. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16826) - you deserved it (47622)

On 04/23/2009 at 3:51pm - work - by Kylene (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I went downstairs to grab a snack and a glass of Silk (you know, the soymilk). When I get back to my room, I go to throw the snack on my bed to shut the door, but I tossed with the wrong hand. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10254) - you deserved it (18886)

On 01/20/2009 at 4:06pm - misc - by crystalwho - United States (Pennsylvania)



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