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buckeye08
  • Town/Country : Columbus, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 8 October 1992 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 443
  • Number of comments : 51
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About buckeye08 : Ohio State University.
Molecular Genetics major.
20 years young.
I go boating on the weekends.
Golf is my sport.
My puppy is a puggle (:
Life is good!

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Today, I bought my son a nice car for his 18th birthday. When I gave it to him, he just got mad and told me that if I really wanted to spend that much money on him, I should've used it to help him pay for college. FML

#20192045
269 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12883) - you deserved it (44956)

On 12/05/2012 at 6:27am - kids - by Anonymous - Israel

Today, as I was walking home from work, I became the victim of a drive-by peanutting. Yes, apparently I'm only worth a bag of nuts. FML

#19341181
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15502) - you deserved it (1980)

On 03/24/2012 at 9:41pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I had to patiently listen as a customer nattered on and on about how incompetent I was for not stocking the movie she was looking for. It took nearly 20 minutes to get her to calm down long enough for me to explain that there is no such movie as "Hobbits With Shotguns". FML

#19246597
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19451) - you deserved it (1620)

On 03/09/2012 at 5:36pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I faked being sick so I could weasel out of a chemistry test at school. Happy that I pulled it off, I posted my accomplishment on Facebook. I forgot that I'm friends with my parents. FML

#19245610
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4302) - you deserved it (58571)

On 03/09/2012 at 2:04pm - misc - by KrazyKill - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got a date for Valentine's Day. The date is with my orthodontist; he's going to tighten my braces. FML

#18984766
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19579) - you deserved it (2930)

On 02/03/2012 at 3:47pm - misc - by tooembarassed - United States

Today, it's my first Halloween in America since moving from Russia. While handing candy to children, my roommate told me to compliment a little girl by saying "You have a face only a parent could love". I found out it isn't a compliment when I was punched by her Dad. FML

#18123413
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31440) - you deserved it (4543)

On 10/31/2011 at 8:18pm - kids - by VladyBoi (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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