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  • Town/Country : Los Baños, Spain
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About buckdharma : Oh it's you. Trying to amuse yourself or just here to snoop? I think you're here to snoop. You big snooper, coming here all snoopity. Your name should be Snoop Dogg. Yeah, I said it. It means your mums a bitch. Bow wow. Only she says ruff ruff cause she's a tough bitch. You think you're better than everyone on here don't ya? I seen how fast you give thumbs down. Or you agree their life sucks waaay too much. How bout when you tell them they deserve it. You're so clever. Go away now, the show is over. Why don't you go count all your friends on Facebook or whatever it is you do? Maybe you should call your mum. Just say come here girl.

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Today, my daughter believed that watching the Big Bang Theory would count as studying for her chemistry final. FML

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On 06/18/2013 at 7:22pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I heard my roommate moaning my name in the shower. FML

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On 06/16/2013 at 7:37am - intimacy - by idontwanttoknow - United States

Today, after much coaxing, I finally got my roommate to loosen up and have a couple of beers with me and my friends. It was only later in the evening that he admitted the real reason he hadn't wanted to drink: he's an alcoholic and had been sober for six months, until now. FML

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On 02/09/2013 at 6:26pm - misc - by mhmm... cumsquats (man) - Belgium (Brabant)

Today, I gave my 5-year-old daughter a unicorn pillow pet. She ended up giving him an ill-advised name, and has been loudly proclaiming to everyone she sees that her pillow pet is Horny. FML

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On 02/09/2013 at 3:03pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I came home to find my husband and our 4-year-old son simultaneously peeing off the second-floor balcony. My husband was giggling like a little girl. FML

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On 12/17/2012 at 11:21am - kids - by Bonding_boys (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, after telling my young kids all about Santa, his reindeer and his sleigh, we saw him. Smoking a cigarette in the beat-up car next to ours at a red light. FML

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106 comments

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On 12/05/2012 at 11:50am - kids - by JessThompson - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was riding the train and someone farted. Everyone looked at me. People always blame farts on the fat guy. FML

#20190789
110 comments

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On 12/04/2012 at 11:04am - misc - by Banana (man) - Puerto Rico

Today, my boyfriend discovered how to make me queef on demand when he has his fingers inside me. I now feel like my love life has been replaced with fart sounds. FML

#20189453
123 comments

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On 12/03/2012 at 1:39pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I walked out of my apartment to see that someone had climbed onto the hood of my car and taken a shit on my windshield. I only moved in a couple of weeks ago. FML

#20189050
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On 12/03/2012 at 2:36am - misc - by poopsthegame - United States (Hawaii)

Today, while walking on a nearly empty street, my friend dared me to slap a tall muscular chick on the butt and run away. I went and did it, but before I even had a chance to turn and run, she grabbed me, bent me over her knee and spanked me until I cried. My friend filmed it. FML

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On 10/24/2012 at 1:53am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I got a phone call from my 6-year-old son's school telling me they were concerned about him as he wouldn't stop barking at the radiator. After talking to my husband about it, I found out he's been teaching him so he could see the look on my face. FML

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On 10/17/2012 at 7:00pm - kids - by Uproar - Iceland

Today, I walked in on my brother sticking his erect penis through a donut. I doubt I'll ever be able to unsee this. FML

#20113997
168 comments

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On 10/12/2012 at 7:39pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I found my husband Googling Morse Code. He thinks his farts are trying to communicate with him. FML

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159 comments

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On 08/29/2011 at 11:38am - health - by KJL - United States

Today, I got out of the shower and my 3 year old sister comes into the bathroom and says "I want big boobies like yours when I grow up." And from the other room I hear my dad go "Sweetie, you've already got bigger boobs than your sister." FML

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119 comments

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On 03/15/2009 at 11:47am - misc - by Alexa23 (woman) - United States (Minnesota)



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