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About buckdharma : Oh it's you. Trying to amuse yourself or just here to snoop? I think you're here to snoop. You big snooper, coming here all snoopity. Your name should be Snoop Dogg. Yeah, I said it. It means your mums a bitch. Bow wow. Only she says ruff ruff cause she's a tough bitch. You think you're better than everyone on here don't ya? I seen how fast you give thumbs down. Or you agree their life sucks waaay too much. How bout when you tell them they deserve it. You're so clever. Go away now, the show is over. Why don't you go count all your friends on Facebook or whatever it is you do? Maybe you should call your mum. Just say come here girl.
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Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML
Friday 18 April 2014