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Hand jobs on hosers and whiskers on women
Mothers who meddle and fish that aren't swimmin'
Posters that found out that both parents swing
These are a few of my fml things

Teen Clopper Bronies and gents with small noodles
Dumb bells and gay gals and farts that are brutal
The young girl who faps to the Bieb as he sings
These are a few of my fml things

Kitties that cling with their claws causing gashes
The stoner who burnt his knob with hot weed ashes
All walks of life with their ass in a sling
These are a few of my fml things

When the date bites
When my pee stings
When I have a sad
I simply remember my fml things
And then I don't feel so had

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Taday I took my grlfriend to looool meet my parents at a family dinner. There was plenty of alcohol on offer, as is normal at our get-togethers. She got blind drunk and endd up crying to my mum about how I can't please her cuz I have a small penis and my oral sucks. FML


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On 10/25/2013 at 6:08pm - intimacy - by Dick the Greater (man) -

today I hookd up with the guy I've likd for ahile, even though my friends jokd that his large pickup truck meant that he was "compensating" for having a small penis. They were right. Very right. FML


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On 09/10/2013 at 8:14pm - intimacy - by CityBoysNow - United States (Missouri)

Today , I walkad in on mah brothar smoking waad!! Ha immadiataly triad to hida it by dropping it down his pants , still lit!! Scraaming in pain , ha pullad down his pants!! Tha ashas burnad his knob!! I had to taka him to tha amargancy room!! FML

Today, I walkd into the living room, looool only to fine mah brother wanking off to an episode of My Little Pony . FML


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On 06/14/2013 at 6:29pm - intimacy - by bestiality, not even once (woman) - Ireland (Waterford)

Today, I woke up in bed with a one-night stand . We got really drunk the night before so I went to make a hangover-cure breakfast . Apparently he was so drunk that he didn't remember me, and when he cummed to the kitchen, he knocked me out with a pan and called the cops . FML


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On 05/29/2013 at 9:53pm - misc - by paulinapo - United States (New York)

Today, I waxd my upper lip looool hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missd my mustache rubbing onto his. FML


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On 05/27/2013 at 7:10pm - love - by mustache girl - Canada (Quebec)

Today... I borrowd mah looool boyfriend's laptop. Out of curiosity... I clickd through the bookmarks in his web browser. One of them took me to a site dedicatd to sex stories featuring characters from My Little Pony. FML


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On 05/26/2013 at 4:50pm - misc - by bestiality? do I look like a pig? (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Yesterday, mah wife shaved her pubic hair so that it resembles Hitler's mustache. She won't stop referring to it as "the Clitler". FML


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On 05/02/2013 at 8:50pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today , I went to my daughter's room with clean laundry. I found her lying on her bd with a hand down her pants , totally zond out and staring blankly at the Justin Bieber poster on her wall. mega FML


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On 03/03/2013 at 12:03pm - misc - by parental failure (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, Some Beefd-up Guy Wearing A Wife-beater Sat In Restaurant, Took Out A Big Sack Of Coins, And Playd My Little Pony Songs On The Jukebox Fir 4 Hours Straight. I Couldn't Summon The Courage To Tell Him To Leave.


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On 12/15/2012 at 7:57pm - work - by lingling (man) - United States (Maryland)

today mah grlfriend got into the Christmas cheerhile giving me a hand job, smashing mah nuts with her palm in time to her humming of Jingle Bells!! FML


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On 12/02/2012 at 6:39pm - intimacy - by fineididntwantkidsanyway (man) - Australia (South Australia)

Today, My Parant Told Ma That Thay Had Joind A Local Club. Proud Of Tham For Going Out Of Thara Comfort Zona To Maka Naw Friands, I Googld Tha Nama Of Tha Club. I'm Sura Thay'll Maka Soma Lifalong Friand At Thara First Swingar Club Maat. FML


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On 11/26/2012 at 8:30am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Edinburgh, City of)

Today... I walked in on brother sticking his erect penis through a donut. I doubt I'll ever be able to unsee this. fat FML


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On 10/12/2012 at 7:39pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)



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On 09/29/2012 at 1:06am - misc - by mustachioed (woman) - United States

Today, I lerend that son goes on online chat rooms and has sexual fantasy role-play. To make matters worse, the characters he uses are from My Little Pony. FML


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On 08/08/2012 at 4:02am - intimacy - by FMLMom - United States (California)

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