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  • Town/Country : Planet, Albania
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
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  • Number of visits : 6145
  • Number of comments : 2186
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About buckdharma : My FML Things

Hand jobs on hosers and whiskers on women
Mothers who meddle and fish that aren't swimmin'
Posters that found out that both parents swing
These are a few of my fml things

Teen Clopper Bronies and gents with small noodles
Dumb bells and gay gals and farts that are brutal
The young girl who faps to the Bieb as he sings
These are a few of my fml things

Kitties that cling with their claws causing gashes
The stoner who burnt his knob with hot weed ashes
All walks of life with their ass in a sling
These are a few of my fml things

When the date bites
When my pee stings
When I have a sad
I simply remember my fml things
And then I don't feel so had

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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

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buckdharma's favorite FMLs

Today, I walked outside to find my 3 year old daughter and her pet fish playing together on the swings. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43335) - you deserved it (5323)

On 07/08/2014 at 3:55pm - animals - by Jack00412 - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I bought my niece a plush My Little Pony figure for her birthday. Only after she unwrapped it did I realize that it was meant to be a sex toy for grown men. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43723) - you deserved it (18293)

On 04/26/2014 at 1:57am - kids - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, I found out that my 15-year-old son is a prolific creator of My Little Pony themed hentai. I'm not a judgmental man, but he's probably going to hell. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44470) - you deserved it (8304)

On 03/09/2014 at 6:32pm - kids - by ashamed father (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my parents kicked me out of the house because they were having a party. They gave me twenty bucks to go see a movie. Well, the movie ended pretty quick, but the trauma of seeing my parents in a swingers' orgy will take some time getting over. FML


I agree, your life sucks (72177) - you deserved it (6090)

On 11/25/2013 at 1:16am - intimacy - by why god - United States (California)

Today, I had to take my 15-year-old son to the hospital. He'd gone out dressed as some My Little Pony character and encountered someone who'd had the same idea. They then got into a fistfight, and my son got the shit beaten out of him. I wish I'd never bred. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45095) - you deserved it (9353)

On 10/31/2013 at 2:27pm - kids - by anna (woman) - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I took my girlfriend to meet my parents at a family dinner. There was plenty of alcohol on offer, as is normal at our get-togethers. She got blind drunk and ended up crying to my mum about how I can't please her because I have a small penis and my oral sucks. FML


I agree, your life sucks (57815) - you deserved it (9856)

On 10/25/2013 at 6:08pm - intimacy - by Dick the Greater (man) -

Today, I hooked up with the guy I've liked for a while, even though my friends joked that his large pickup truck meant that he was "compensating" for having a small penis. They were right. Very right. FML


I agree, your life sucks (57289) - you deserved it (12653)

On 09/10/2013 at 8:14pm - intimacy - by CityBoysNow - United States (Missouri)

Today, I walked in on my brother smoking weed. He immediately tried to hide it by dropping it down his pants, still lit. Screaming in pain, he pulled down his pants. The ashes burned his knob. I had to take him to the emergency room. FML

Today, I walked into the living room, only to find my brother wanking off to an episode of My Little Pony. FML


I agree, your life sucks (65015) - you deserved it (6437)

On 06/14/2013 at 6:29pm - intimacy - by bestiality, not even once (woman) - Ireland (Waterford)

Today, I woke up in bed with a one-night stand. We got really drunk the night before so I went to make a hangover-cure breakfast. Apparently he was so drunk that he didn't remember me, and when he came to the kitchen, he knocked me out with a pan and called the cops. FML


I agree, your life sucks (48110) - you deserved it (9470)

On 05/29/2013 at 9:53pm - misc - by paulinapo - United States (New York)

Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML


I agree, your life sucks (48959) - you deserved it (5831)

On 05/27/2013 at 7:10pm - love - by mustache girl - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I borrowed my boyfriend's laptop. Out of curiosity, I clicked through the bookmarks in his web browser. One of them took me to a site dedicated to sex stories featuring characters from My Little Pony. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45159) - you deserved it (17664)

On 05/26/2013 at 4:50pm - misc - by bestiality? do I look like a pig? (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my wife shaved her pubic hair so that it resembles Hitler's mustache. She won't stop referring to it as "the Clitler". FML


I agree, your life sucks (64439) - you deserved it (9729)

On 05/02/2013 at 8:50pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I went to my daughter's room with clean laundry. I found her lying on her bed with a hand down her pants, totally zoned out and staring blankly at the Justin Bieber poster on her wall. FML


I agree, your life sucks (47620) - you deserved it (7163)

On 03/03/2013 at 12:03pm - misc - by parental failure (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, some beefed-up guy wearing a wife-beater sat in my restaurant, took out a big sack of coins, and played My Little Pony songs on the jukebox for 4 hours straight. I couldn't summon the courage to tell him to leave. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26106) - you deserved it (5707)

On 12/15/2012 at 7:57pm - work - by lingling (man) - United States (Maryland)

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