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  • Town/Country : Assinippi, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3177
  • Number of comments : 1850
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About buckdharma : Oh it's you. Trying to amuse yourself or just here to snoop? I think you're here to snoop. You big snooper, coming here all snoopity. Your name should be Snoop Dogg. Yeah, I said it. It means your mums a bitch. Bow wow. Only she says ruff ruff cause she's a tough bitch. You think you're better than everyone on here don't ya? I seen how fast you give thumbs down. Or you agree their life sucks waaay too much. How bout when you tell them they deserve it. You're so clever. Go away now, the show is over. Why don't you go count all your friends on Facebook or whatever it is you do? Maybe you should call your mum. Just say come here girl.

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Today, I walked out of my apartment to see that someone had climbed onto the hood of my car and taken a shit on my windshield. I only moved in a couple of weeks ago. FML

#20189050
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I agree, your life sucks (20848) - you deserved it (1449)

On 12/03/2012 at 2:36am - misc - by poopsthegame - United States (Hawaii)

Today, while walking on a nearly empty street, my friend dared me to slap a tall muscular chick on the butt and run away. I went and did it, but before I even had a chance to turn and run, she grabbed me, bent me over her knee and spanked me until I cried. My friend filmed it. FML

#20130842
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6984) - you deserved it (46599)

On 10/24/2012 at 1:53am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I got a phone call from my 6-year-old son's school telling me they were concerned about him as he wouldn't stop barking at the radiator. After talking to my husband about it, I found out he's been teaching him so he could see the look on my face. FML

#20121395
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20037) - you deserved it (1813)

On 10/17/2012 at 7:00pm - kids - by Uproar - Iceland

Today, I walked in on my brother sticking his erect penis through a donut. I doubt I'll ever be able to unsee this. FML

#20113997
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34778) - you deserved it (2848)

On 10/12/2012 at 7:39pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I found my husband Googling Morse Code. He thinks his farts are trying to communicate with him. FML

#17611865
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30268) - you deserved it (3410)

On 08/29/2011 at 11:38am - health - by KJL - United States



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