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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 11 February 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 91
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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bubblyyx3's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to the police station to find out if the tint on my new car's windshield was too dark. The officer took one look, told me that windshield tints are illegal in California, and ticketed me. So much for being honest. FML

#21285139
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30449) - you deserved it (8317)

On 10/25/2014 at 5:58pm - misc - by tanisLX - United States (California)

Today, I got in an argument with my teacher for always comparing me to my sister that she had a few years before. After I said, "I'm not my sister so please stop comparing me to her," she responded, "Of course you're not your sister, I actually like your sister." FML

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84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32872) - you deserved it (4932)

On 10/22/2014 at 4:55pm - misc - by Not so much of a teachers pet - United States

Today, my 9-year-old daughter was acting out and wouldn't do her homework. I told her that if she didn't study, she wouldn't get her acceptance letter from Hogwarts. She looked into my eyes, straight through to my soul and said, "Hogwarts isn't real, retard." FML

#21280509
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33798) - you deserved it (12126)

On 10/18/2014 at 3:29pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I woke up to my roommate trying to put a burrito and a pack of mild sauce in between my boobs. He's only lived here for two weeks, and this is the second time I've woken up to him doing something like this. FML

#21278162
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39318) - you deserved it (4639)

On 10/15/2014 at 2:27am - misc - by burritobreasts -

Today, I smacked my kid on top of the head for spinning the display rack while I was looking at greeting cards. It wasn't until he dramatically screamed and dropped to the floor wailing that I realized he wasn't my daughter. FML

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66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28815) - you deserved it (42144)

On 06/30/2014 at 7:39pm - kids - by BaWanda (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my towel was stolen at the swimming pool. I quickly found the culprit, and to avoid a conflict, I just swiped it back when he wasn't looking. I felt pretty good about everything, until I got back home and realized it wasn't actually my towel after all. FML

#21193691
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26089) - you deserved it (38482)

On 06/30/2014 at 12:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)



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