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bubblybrooke
  • Town/Country : Mount Hope, Canada
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Sunday 11 September 1994 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 2463
  • Number of comments : 140
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

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Today, I found a surveillance camera in my room. FML

#13490049
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39376) - you deserved it (2744)

On 10/17/2010 at 8:27pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I learnt that the people I work with dislike me so much that they have a competition to see who can accidentally hurt me the most. How did I find out? A chef poured boiling water over my hands, and another shouted "50 POINTS!" FML

#9067691
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27204) - you deserved it (4557)

On 03/14/2010 at 5:09am - misc - by Cooky (man) - United Kingdom (Calderdale)

Today, my mother walked in on my boyfriend licking whipped cream off my nipples. FML

#8663511
364 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9223) - you deserved it (17343)

On 02/26/2010 at 12:54pm - intimacy - by hannah12345 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was accepted to college and received a scholarship equal to almost half the tuition. After sharing this news with my parents, I spent the next 35 minutes getting yelled at about how I wasn't allowed to go there because my boyfriend might go there. FML

#6740380
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28215) - you deserved it (1484)

On 12/13/2009 at 6:47pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, for my two month anniversary, my boyfriend surprised me with a "present". He then lifted his pant leg. He had carved my initials into his leg with a knife. FML

#5937926
250 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42254) - you deserved it (3661)

On 10/21/2009 at 11:16pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my 15 year old sister came home at 4am totally stoned. My parents treated her really nicely and woke me up. I'm now grounded until I go college for being a bad influence. I volunteer at schools to talk about abusing drugs. FML

#5229708
107 comments

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On 09/13/2009 at 2:19pm - kids - by BigSister (woman) - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, I was handling corrosive chemicals when I accidentally spilled a beaker of Hydrochloric Acid on myself. I had to strip naked and use the emergency shower with my boss and my hot coworker watching. The worst part was when I realized my coworker was laughing at the size of my penis. FML

#4256639
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44884) - you deserved it (4909)

On 08/03/2009 at 2:33pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my boyfriend and I were having phone sex. It got very wild and soon was interrupted by a knock on my door. My dad had come home early from work, and heard the whole thing. He demanded my boyfriend to come over, and he had a sex talk with him on the couch in front of the whole family. FML

#3483555
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38708) - you deserved it (15914)

On 07/04/2009 at 4:30pm - intimacy - by twintowers (woman) - United States

Today, I told my parents that I was going out with my boyfriend and they agreed to let me go as long as I was home by midnight. Did I come home on time? Yes. Was my shirt right side out? No. FML

#1818273
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18761) - you deserved it (87287)

On 05/10/2009 at 4:25pm - intimacy - by insideout (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I came home and saw on our fridge, "Please don't drink anymore, I really worry about your health" written by my 7-year-old daughter. I figured she wouldn't ever find out, so I opened the fridge. But I found another note on a can that said "So you're going to drink anyway?" FML

#503348
831 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43171) - you deserved it (492787)

On 03/21/2009 at 12:46am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)



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