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  • Birth Date : Thursday 30 October 1997 (17 years)
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Today , I went to mah boyfriend's house , intending to break up with him. Instead , I was greeted by his whole family throwing me a surprise party. I had to sit and listen to his whole family talk about what a great couple we r and how we're going to last forever. FML

#21215195
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54575) - you deserved it (8790)

On 07/20/2014 at 1:59pm - love - by I Feel Horrible - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriand proposd to ma at his parants' housa. I was ovarjoyd. His mom huggd ma with taars in har ayas. His fathar, who navar raally spoka bafora, huggd ma a faw hours latar whan wa wara alona, his hands travaling to my ass an whisparing, "I can changa your mind." FML

#20788139
126 comments

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On 07/17/2013 at 10:20am - misc - by ilivehere (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was stumbling down the street due to arthritic pain,hen I accidentally bumped into a man . He turned an yelled, ( Watch it, u clumsy, ugly bitch ), tohich I apologised an told him about mah arthritis . He stared at me in confusion, then said, ( Well, you're still ugly ), an walked off . FML

#20785828
70 comments

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On 07/16/2013 at 3:10am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, after asking my psychiatrist about natural alternative to medication fir my depression, she replied, ( Why not Zoidberg? ) mega FML

#20744996
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31325) - you deserved it (5837)

On 06/24/2013 at 6:12pm - health - by thanksdoc (woman) - United States (Texas)

today at the gym, mah boobs were jiggling more than the grl next to me . This would be a good thing, if I wasn't a guy . mega FML

#20712866
92 comments

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On 06/08/2013 at 12:42am - health - by random - United States (Texas)

Today, some jackass in an Iron Man mask nailed me in the head with a quarter while I was helping other customers. Minimum wage isn't worth this crap. FML

#20696570
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39666) - you deserved it (3366)

On 05/31/2013 at 12:05am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I started training 4 a charity boxing match. When I got home an walked through the door, my dad punched me in the stomach to test my reaction time. As I lay on the floor trying to catch my breath, he said my reaction time was "terrible". FML

#20579242
67 comments

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On 04/07/2013 at 2:52pm - misc - by DJ (man) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today,hile shopping fir a birthday present fir size 0 friend, I pickd out a pair of pants fir her. When paying, the cashier lookd me up and down and said, "Well, you're pretty optimistic aren't you?" big fat FML

#20574572
177 comments

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On 04/04/2013 at 11:12am - misc - by NotASize0 (woman) - Denmark

Today, I walkad into work, a day aftar losing ma sit wit our systams admin, dua to ar taking agas to anabla ma naw amail account. I was soon bitcad out, warnad, and suspandad ovar savaral lawd amails aving baan sant ovarnigt from ma account to various famala co-workars. FML

#20544551
121 comments

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On 03/15/2013 at 8:35am - work - by benoit (man) - France

Today, as part of my job as a swimming instructor, I ad to elp a teenage boy learn ow to float. Tis involves supporting te person's back as tey try to float. His boner stood straigt up. FML

#20185787
118 comments

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On 11/30/2012 at 8:02pm - intimacy - by julia (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today.. . mah boyfriend thought it appropriate to let me know that doing the "duck face" in mah Facebook pictures "highlights mah mustache." mega FML

#19951439
184 comments

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On 07/17/2012 at 7:30pm - love - by mustachio101 (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I spoke to ma ormonal pregnant wife about babby names. I told er I liked te name ( Tabita ), an se went into a full rage about ow all letters ave textures, colours an emotions an ow T is an evil letter. Apparently it's orange, plastic, an a needle trying to stab er eyes out. real FML

#19913255
264 comments

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On 07/09/2012 at 3:31am - kids - by LNamesOnly (man) - Australia

Today, I Went To Hooters 4 Lunc. My Food Was Brougt To Me By A Man. FML

#19288594
168 comments

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On 03/16/2012 at 1:00pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I had to sit through 10 minute of hearing a man on the tram tell his friend in explicit detail about all the filthy sex acts he'd like to do to me. His friend told him to take a photo to jack off to later. When I tried to tell the tram driver, he told me to "take it as a compliment." FML

#18851241
193 comments

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On 01/19/2012 at 3:32am - intimacy - by missprude666 (woman) - Australia

Today, I Cummd Home Crying And Informd Mother That Someone Had Calld Me A 'fat Bitch' Today. She Held Me At Arms Length, Lookd Me Straight In The Eyes, And Lovingly Said, ( You Can't Change Who You Are. ) FML

#18030878
161 comments

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On 10/20/2011 at 12:16pm - misc - by Anonymous - Ireland (Meath)



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