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Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML

#20122551
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I agree, your life sucks (27085) - you deserved it (3139)

On 10/18/2012 at 2:19pm - misc - by not as scarred as he should be (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and best friend making out. His explanation was that he was trying to stop her from having an allergic reaction to peanut butter. FML

#20118571
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On 10/15/2012 at 8:04pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, two girls came up to me on the street and asked if they could take a photo with me for their high school scavenger hunt, because they needed a picture with a stranger. One of the girls shook her head and said to the other, "It needs to be an attractive stranger" and walked away. FML

#20118386
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On 10/15/2012 at 6:09pm - misc - by notattractiveatall (man) - Australia (New South Wales)



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