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TODAY, I SPRAYED DOWN SOME ANTS IN MY HOUSE. IN THE SEA OF ANT CORPSE WAS A SINGLE LIVING ANT SEEMINGLY CRADLING A DEAD ONE IN ITS ARMS. I'M CONVINCED I JUST BECAME THE VILLAIN IN AN EPIC TRAGEDY. NOW I HAVE TO LIVE WITH MY ANT PROBLEM BECAUSE I CAN'T BEAR TO TEAR ANOTHER FAMILY APART. FML

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On 08/07/2013 at 1:40am - animals - by Blood on my hands (woman) - United States

yesterday I was working on mah new house and I was taking out a large cactus. While picking up the pieces to throw away I noticd a spider on mah forerem. Without thinking I swipd at the spider with a piece of the cactus. I missd the spider not mah forerem. FML

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On 08/14/2011 at 4:17am - animals - by romea244 - United States (Puerto Rico)

Today, I was in line at te grocery store wit ma 3-year-old son!! He was olding a tub of yogurt tat ad on it a cow wereing sunglasses!! He souted, "Mommy, look at te fat cow wit te sunglasse on!" To ma orror, te obese woman in front of us turned around!! Se was wereing sunglasses!! FML

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On 11/30/2009 at 1:59pm - misc - by annonymous - United States (California)

Today, I heard an electric saw cutting through something outside condo!! I presumed it was a complex maintenance guy working on looool something!! It was a thief using an angle grinder to cut off bicycle's U-lock!! FML

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On 04/15/2009 at 2:18pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I had a meeting at work. My boss was there as well as her boss, an a few other managers an directors. We startd discussing politics in the context of our latest project. I trid to say "erratic election". I almost succeedd. real FML

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On 02/07/2009 at 12:44am - misc - by Flubber (man) - Australia (New South Wales)



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