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by Tymer / 11/23/2012 at 10:56am / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
by Jeanna S. / 11/23/2012 at 10:10am / United States / Animals
by RyanJarmanForPresident / 11/23/2012 at 4:07am / United States / Kids
Today, I saw my cat playing with one of his many toy mice. Knowing he likes to play fetch, I picked it up and threw it across the room. Upon trying to pick it up a second time, I realized that not only was it not a toy, but it was only half-dead. FML
by Anonymous / 11/23/2012 at 1:17am / United States (California) / Animals
by Anonymous / 11/22/2012 at 8:34pm / United States (Alabama) / Animals
by DocFUCKINGHATESSTUPIDPEOPLE / 11/22/2012 at 4:03pm / United States (Texas) / Work
by zzz / 11/22/2012 at 2:25am / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
Today, while working as a massage therapist, a client had me work on a very specific knot in his shoulder. He also happened to have a very detailed, very realistic tattoo of the crucifixion on his shoulder. I just spent 45 minutes violating Jesus. FML
by Anonymous / 11/22/2012 at 1:50am / United States / Work
Today, I was messing around with my wife. I grabbed her boobs and said, "Honk honk". Unbeknownst to me, my daughter saw it. Now my 3-year-old girl runs around honking everyone. Even her grandparents. FML
by piemasterzim / 11/21/2012 at 8:20pm / Canada / Kids
by lea5459 / 11/20/2012 at 1:47am / United States (Oregon) / Kids
by Anonymous / 11/19/2012 at 4:08pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/19/2012 at 2:44pm / United States (California) / Love
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by waking him up with a blowjob, because he had always told me that it was a sexy fantasy of his. When he finally woke up, he got pissed off, rudely accused me of interrupting his beauty sleep, then soundly lay back down and fell asleep again. FML
by nextcontestant16 / 11/19/2012 at 10:12am / United States / Intimacy
by mountains / 11/18/2012 at 7:47pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
by besviken / 11/18/2012 at 5:53pm / Sweden (Uppsala Lan) / Intimacy
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, I asked a customer to send me via e-mail the image he wanted me to print. He said, "I don't…