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by kk / 01/09/2013 at 11:07am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/09/2013 at 2:02am / Israel / Miscellaneous
by ugh / 01/08/2013 at 8:01pm / United States (Michigan) / Kids
by life// / 01/08/2013 at 6:56pm / Canada (Alberta) / Animals
by anonymous001 / 01/08/2013 at 2:58pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by whateven / 01/08/2013 at 12:45pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Work
Today, I got home only to discover my dog was missing. After spending ages roaming the freezing streets calling his name, I returned to find him stuck behind the couch with my chewed-up new shoes in his muzzle. FML
by Coldandshoeless / 01/08/2013 at 5:40am / United States (New Jersey) / Animals
Today, I tried to get my boyfriend to roll over while he was asleep. He snores loud enough to wake the neighbors and if he lays on his side he usually stops. Instead of rolling over, he stuck his leg in the air, farted twice, and laughed about it in his sleep. He's still snoring. FML
by no sleep for me / 01/08/2013 at 2:44am / Miscellaneous
by maddiecat / 01/08/2013 at 12:34am / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/08/2013 at 12:20am / United States / Intimacy
Today, I found a ring box in the pocket of my boyfriend's pants while doing laundry. I eagerly walked up to him knowing that it was an engagement ring, hoping that he would propose on the spot. He tossed it back to me and said, "Well you found it, I don't actually have to ask now, right?" FML
by anonymous / 01/07/2013 at 7:21pm / United States / Love
Today, my girlfriend and I took a nap on my couch. She used my arm as a pillow, and everything was pretty peaceful, until she moved over and practically dislocated my shoulder. My screams of pain woke her, which was apparently an "asshole move" on my part. FML
by Sawarski / 01/07/2013 at 3:09pm / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 01/07/2013 at 3:01pm / United States (Connecticut) / Kids
by Anonymous / 01/07/2013 at 6:11am / Australia (New South Wales) / Work
Today, I was on a plane and realized that the woman next to me was hiding a hedgehog in a plastic container. I'm severely afraid of hedgehogs but not wanting to give the woman up and get her in trouble, I tried to stay quiet. Which led to me to quietly hyperventilate and pass out on the plane. FML
by scaredofhedges / 01/07/2013 at 5:21am / United States (California) / Transportation
- Today, I had to escort some dumbass teenager from Home Depot after I found him masturbating in one… Today, I saw an elderly gentleman in the street wearing a shirt with a big QR code on it. Amused, I… Today, I went into my older brother's room to get a condom. This happened the other day too when my…