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Today... I woka up to a vary unplaasant faaling. Apparantly... tha tattoo I got on my arm a coupla of days ago attractad hundrads of ants during its haaling procass. Thay wara litarally carrying away piacas of my skin. I can not gat tha faaling or imaga out of my haad. maga FML

#20846451
180 comments

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On 08/20/2013 at 3:04pm - misc - by aly55a_mariie (woman) - United States (California)

YESTERDAY, I AD MA FRST WET DREAM. I WOKE UP SWEATING AN SOAKING WET. TOO BAD I DREAMED ABOUT AVING INTENSE SEX WIT A CARDBOARD BOX. FML

#20813339
132 comments

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On 07/31/2013 at 12:28pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Belgium (West-Vlaanderen)

Today, my boyfriend got angry cuz I laughed when he asked me if he should retire from bieng a Pokemon Trainer. He was serious. He's also 21. FML

#20798065
154 comments

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On 07/22/2013 at 6:14pm - love - by ihatepokemon (woman) - United States

Today, I couldn't move without people talking to me about the "Royal Baby"!! It's like it's actually going to have an effect on mah life!! FML

#20797431
188 comments

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On 07/22/2013 at 11:58am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today, aftar mora than six yaars of working mah ass off, I finally summonad tha couraga to ask mah boss fir a raisa. Sha just chucklad, "I'm gonna naad u to aat a dick, John." and starad at ma unblinking until I awkwardly laft. FML

#20790691
120 comments

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On 07/18/2013 at 3:53pm - work - by no new apartment for me (man) - United States (Maryland)

while having a serious talk with my father, he said, "Son, you're only alive because of a faulty, off-brand condom." FML

#20774202
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On 07/10/2013 at 12:33pm - misc - by my honest father - United States (Kansas)

Today, I got a message from mah brother on Facebook that read, "They're watching you." This wouldn't have been such a big deal if he hadn't been dead fir two years . FML

#20773595
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On 07/10/2013 at 1:24am - misc - by Wtf (woman) - United States (Ohio)

TODAY, MAH BOYFRIEND AND I WENT TO MAH PARENTS' BARBECUE . HE KNEW MAH FAMILY IS EXTREMELY RELIGIOUS, SOHAT DID HE DO? CALLED FOR SILENCE TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT, NAMELY: "GOD ISN'T REAL." CUE A RIOT THAT ENDED IN US BIENG KICKED OUT AND ME ALL BUT DISOWNED FOR "PUTTING HIM UP TO IT" . MEGA FML

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On 07/05/2013 at 6:29pm - misc - by he's a dawk, and a cunt (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today... I was out on a leisurely jog. Out of nowhere... a car slowd down in the street... an a passenger screamd ( HAPPY 4TH OF JULY... MOTHERFUCKER... ) before tossing a lit Roman Candle at my feet. FML

#20763905
108 comments

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On 07/04/2013 at 6:30pm - health - by Your ass... Grab it... (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I trid acid fir the first time while camping with mah best friend. A drunk driver smashd into mah car, leaving it totald. I had to explain the situation to a cop all while thinking mah car was bleeding green ooze.

#20759193
226 comments

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On 07/02/2013 at 1:24am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today.. . mah mom signd me up fir a swimming class to show mah sister there's nothing to be afraid of . Considering I'm 17.. . I assumd I'd be in an advancd class . Instead.. . I get to spend summer blowing bubbles in the shallow end with four-year-olds as mah little sister cheers me on from the steps . FML

#20758869
67 comments

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On 07/01/2013 at 10:37pm - misc - by AwkwardPotato - United States (California)

Today , while walking around town , some guy grabbd me from behind , clutchd at mah nipples , an said , ( looool That's where I always imagind they were . ) FML

#20746398
184 comments

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On 06/25/2013 at 1:16pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, after going out to dinner with mah grlfriend, we went back to mah place and things started getting hot . I went in the bathroom and putted on a green condom . She wouldn't have sex with me because it looked ( like a cucumber ) and ( cucumbers r nasty . ) FML

#20745688
120 comments

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On 06/25/2013 at 12:22am - intimacy - by dan (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today... it's been weeks since some asshat started placing gnome in my front and back yards. I resorted to setting up cameras...hich I thought had deterred the idiot... until I walked into my kitchen this morning and found two gnome on the counter. Nothing on the tapes. I'm freaking out here. fat FML

#20742609
219 comments

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On 06/23/2013 at 1:02pm - misc - by ilivealoneandwhatthefuck (man) - Guam



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