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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 13 July 1992 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 922
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About bt2breakskn : Paintball, Web Design, Gaming, Friends and Family = Life

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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when he started shaking really hard. When I asked him what he was doing, he simply said "I want to be better than your vibrator!" FML


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On 11/24/2010 at 12:55pm - intimacy - by Heyy - United States (Washington)

Today, I asked my boyfriend in a sexy way "What should we do now, honey?" He answered, "Suck my dick?" I said "I was thinking of something more... romantic." He replied "Suck my dick in the moonlight?" FML


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On 10/13/2010 at 9:20am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Spain (Asturias)

Today, my incredibly self conscious girlfriend decided to get over her fears and let me see her in her underwear. She did a short strip tease, crawled on top of me and asked what I thought. I couldn't think of anything to say besides, "Your bra and panties don't match." FML


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On 08/19/2010 at 3:16pm - intimacy - by captainocd - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend and I were driving around town in his car. To my surprise he took me out to lunch. As we were leaving, a girl walks up and asks if he had room for one more for a ride, sadly he only has two seats in his car. Guess who had to walk! FML


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On 08/06/2010 at 5:05am - misc - by ditched?? - United States

Today, my wife told me that she wants a divorce. Apparently, I'm taking too long to forgive her for having an affair. FML


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On 02/08/2010 at 9:18am - love - by DD - Sent from mobile version

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