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  • Birth Date : Sunday 13 March 1988 (27 years)
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  • Number of visits : 15889
  • Number of comments : 38
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About bsneeze : I am me. I don't try to be someone else for other people. Im caring and super emotional...all the time... unfortunately. I love my friends and Family and don't know what i would do without them.

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Today, I was walking on the track when this really cute guy shows up. I was hot and sweaty, and wanted to impress him by pouring water on myself. Instead of being turned on, all he saw was me wiping my face on my shirt screaming. It wasn't water, I forgot I had brought Sprite. FML


I agree, your life sucks (12055) - you deserved it (100507)

On 05/06/2009 at 7:36am - love - by gymbob (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was driving down the road at about 10pm, when the passenger in the car in front of me threw something out the window. The object flew towards and landed directly on my windshield. It was a condom. A used condom. It wasn't tied. Semen spreads out quite a bit when you're driving fast. FML


I agree, your life sucks (133889) - you deserved it (7404)

On 05/03/2009 at 5:17pm - misc - by Aether (man) - United States (Michigan)

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