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Today, I was on the train ride home from a trip to Florida, and I gave my mom a call. While we talked, I made an offhand comment that all my friends back home must miss me. She knowingly asked if I meant my Sims and my cat. FML
by lyla / 03/20/2012 at 3:15pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I was using a restroom when I heard someone sneeze. I said, "Bless you." It happened again about three times, so I repeated myself each time. I then noticed it was an automatic air freshener. FML
by coleslaw / 02/03/2012 at 12:25am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/10/2012 at 12:43pm / India / Kids
Today, my distraught mom called me, saying my dad had killed himself and to come home right away. After cussing out my math teacher for trying to stop me and rushing back home in a taxi, I ran into the living room, only to find my parents laughing so hard they were practically in tears. FML
by fuckparents / 01/09/2012 at 6:01pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, I flew to Dubai, en route to my new job in Afghanistan. Both of my bags were lost, my debit card was frozen in London, the next flight was cancelled, and I can't get a hotel room. I'm in the richest city in world with no money and no room. Happy New Year. FML
by EdwinOEF / 12/31/2011 at 5:36pm / United Arab Emirates (Dubai) / Holidays
by yourebeautiful / 12/31/2011 at 3:37pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/31/2011 at 3:44am / United States (California) / Animals
by thechimpchapter / 12/31/2011 at 1:48am / United States (Oklahoma) / Miscellaneous
Today, my 7-year-old daughter came up to me in a noisy mall and said "boo-boo" pointing to her hand. Not paying enough attention, I kissed her hand to make her feel better. She grimaced and said "No dad, bird poo." FML
by Oily / 12/16/2011 at 4:08am / New Zealand (Waikato) / Kids
by Anonymous / 12/16/2011 at 12:30am / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous
by ms piggy / 12/15/2011 at 4:52pm / United States / Health
by annoyed / 12/14/2011 at 9:06am / United States (Texas) / Transportation
by smurfisurfer1 / 12/12/2011 at 2:44am / United States (Kansas) / Love
by it'sabitwindy / 12/09/2011 at 1:05am / United States / Transportation
Today, I left my window open while practicing the saxophone. My drunk neighbours showed their appreciation for the music with a well-aimed firecracker that set my mattress on fire. My landlord has threatened to evict me as she thinks I set it off. FML
by ItaliczZz / 10/12/2011 at 4:13am / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, I asked a customer to send me via e-mail the image he wanted me to print. He said, "I don't…