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  • Town/Country : Texas
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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 5 April 2000 (14 years)
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Today, my boyfriend and I got into trouble with his mother for me still being at their house at 1:00 am. I'm 24, he's 22 and we really were studying. FML

#18492041
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25729) - you deserved it (3990)

On 12/12/2011 at 2:44am - love - by smurfisurfer1 - United States (Kansas)

Today, I added "a road sign" to my ever-growing list of 'Things which have hit my car as a result of the wind.' FML

#18465867
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18523) - you deserved it (2528)

On 12/09/2011 at 1:05am - misc - by it'sabitwindy - United States

Today, I left my window open while practicing the saxophone. My drunk neighbours showed their appreciation for the music with a well-aimed firecracker that set my mattress on fire. My landlord has threatened to evict me as she thinks I set it off. FML

#17965886
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20137) - you deserved it (4426)

On 10/12/2011 at 4:13am - misc - by ItaliczZz (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was trying to change the batteries of my automatic room freshener. As I held it to my face to figure out where the batteries went, it started spraying on my face. FML

#17965758
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8813) - you deserved it (22256)

On 10/12/2011 at 3:17am - misc - by spoiled22 (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I was on a drive with my uncle. We saw a dead deer on the side of the road and expressed our pity for it. Then a squirrel runs across the road and my uncle swerves toward the squirrel, laughing hysterically and yelling, "Run rodent run." FML

#17965176
127 comments

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On 10/12/2011 at 1:14am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, I found out it takes no special training to put a large glass marble up my nostril but may require someone with a medical degree to remove it. FML

#17965139
103 comments

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On 10/12/2011 at 1:09am - misc - by Beaky (woman) - Canada

Today, I was threatened with suspension from school because of my nose piercing. I had to explain that it's actually a pimple. FML

#17960494
167 comments

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On 10/11/2011 at 4:05pm - health - by top dog! - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. Devastated, he withered onto the floor into an inconsolable wreck in front of dozens of people. The ribbon of embarrassment that went down my spine was too much for me to handle, so I had to tell him I was "only joking." FML

#17901380
186 comments

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On 10/04/2011 at 1:22am - love - by backtosquareone - Asia/Pacific Region

Today, my mom put me in an anger management class because I said "crap." FML

#17729404
158 comments

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On 09/12/2011 at 5:37pm - misc - by siikman313 - United States (New York)

Today, my dad nearly had a head-on collision with another car, but I grabbed the wheel at the last second, potentially saving both our lives. He spent the rest of the car trip pissed at me because I'd "interfered" with his driving. FML

#17379792
116 comments

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On 08/05/2011 at 5:47pm - health - by laurlaur - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was the waiter for my family at the village inn. This wasn't so bad until I found out they left me no tip, only a napkin that said, "Get a haircut." FML

#17106364
87 comments

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On 07/14/2011 at 10:17am - work - by alek - United States

Today, I was hanging out with a guy that I really like. When he gave me a hug goodbye, he slid his hand into the back pocket of my jeans. It was glorious until I farted on his hand. FML

#17080358
235 comments

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On 07/12/2011 at 1:09pm - misc - by couldntholdit (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my friends were making fun of my clumsiness. I replied that I was not clumsy, and to prove it I was going to go the whole day without messing up. As I said this, I tripped over an extension cord and hit my head on a desk. FML

#16219785
91 comments

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On 05/17/2011 at 9:05am - misc - by SexyQueen0905 -

Today, I had a parent-teacher conference with my 8 year old son. He'd written "Chuck Norris" as the answer for every question on his test. FML

#16217085
438 comments

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On 05/17/2011 at 12:54am - kids - by yobruh -

Today, I got a really bad cramp while I was swimming in my neighborhood pool. I started to go under until the lifeguard jumped in and saved me. I guess it would have been great, if I wasn't a fellow lifeguard. FML

#16215643
71 comments

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On 05/16/2011 at 11:26pm - misc - by t -



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