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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 21 September 1983 (32 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
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About bs0317 : I hate people who:

-say "turnt up", "feelin some typa way",
or "in my feelins". Shut up with that
juvenile horseshit.

-use the word "like" more than 3 times
in one conversation.

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