About bryan21122112 : Don't be ignorant and I won't have a reason to dislike you.
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by waaah / 06/25/2012 at 3:00am / Australia / Love
by Addison / 06/24/2012 at 8:28pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
Today, while I was waiting at a red light, another car slammed into me. By the time I got out to assess the damage, the other car was empty and there was nobody in sight. Either Moby Dickwad was abducted by aliens mid-crash, or he was behind on his insurance payments. FML
by Boar / 06/24/2012 at 4:51pm / United States (New Mexico) / Miscellaneous
Today, a kid got his hand stuck inside my store's giant gumball machine. He started crying, and his negligent train-wreck of a mom bitched me out for being "unobservant." I'd been mopping up the mess she'd made after she spilled an open can of beer all over the floor. FML
by hannaslifesucks / 06/24/2012 at 2:41pm / Norway (Hordaland) / Work
by Anonymous / 06/24/2012 at 10:17am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by A.W / 06/24/2012 at 9:57am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I stepped out for some fresh air while I waited for my clothes to dry at the laundromat. Just as I was retrieving my clothes, a disheveled-looking kid staggered over, pushed me aside, and started vomiting his guts out all over my fresh clothes. FML
by herpmonster / 06/23/2012 at 12:59pm / Italy / Miscellaneous
by hakura madada / 06/22/2012 at 3:41pm / Japan (Tokyo) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was having a funny conversation with a guy I had met on Xbox. I told him the state I lived in, and he said, "Don't tell me that, I might stalk you." He wasn't kidding. He has somehow found out my phone number, and my address. He says he's going to send me flowers. FML
by ExplosiveDildo / 06/22/2012 at 9:08am / Afghanistan / Geek
by Anonymous / 06/17/2012 at 4:50am / United Kingdom (Manchester) / Work
by Anon / 06/10/2012 at 12:19am / United States / Miscellaneous