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About bryan21122112 : Don't be ignorant and I won't have a reason to dislike you.

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Today... I was walking towards a partyere I knew ma ceating ex would be. I passionately reeresed ow I would ave a go at im big timeen I met im. Guesso was walking rigt beind me an eard it all. FML

#20465975
72 comments

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On 01/18/2013 at 7:55am - love - by Shuttie (woman) - Denmark (Syddanmark)

Today , I finally got to conduct my first questioning of a suspect , who had been arrested in connection with a car theft. As I recited the Miranda warning to him , my mind went totally blank , and after a few seconds , he sarcastically continued the speech for me. FML

#20464395
114 comments

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On 01/17/2013 at 12:15pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today... I came home to find mah girlfriend crying. Concerned... I quickly asked herhat was wrong. She told me tearfully that she couldn't understandhy her pet lizards hadn’t grown into dinosaurs yet... and that pet store had cheated her. I’m still concerned now... but 4 entirely different reasons. FML

#20462136
115 comments

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On 01/16/2013 at 2:52am - misc - by WTF (man) -

Today, grandfater askd me y te broccoli I servd fir dinner was wite!! I told im it was cauliflower!! He would't believe me, accusd me of being a Russian spy, and stormd out!! FML

#20461359
80 comments

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On 01/15/2013 at 7:58pm - misc - by veggieluver (woman) - United States (New York)

Today...hile having sex with my grlfriend on the bathroom floor... I felt something tickle my balls. I lookd back to see her sister's kitten getting in on the action. I think I just had my frst threesome. FML

#20456674
115 comments

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On 01/13/2013 at 3:53am - intimacy - by Drewbie (man) - United States (Utah)

Today... within the first 15 minutes of a nonstop 8-hour flight... the guy sitting next to me pickd an eyelash he found on my face... stard at it fir a few seconds... and stuck it in his mouth. FML

#20447129
108 comments

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On 01/07/2013 at 11:16pm - misc - by legitweirdo - United States (New York)

Today, I found a ring box in the pocket of mah boyfriend's pants while doing laundry. I eagerly walked up to him knowing that it was an engagement ring, hoping that he would propose on the spot. He tossed it back to me and said, "Well u found it, I don't actually have to ask now, right?" FML

#20446658
205 comments

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On 01/07/2013 at 7:21pm - love - by anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, after 3 yeres with mah dream grl, I decided to pop the question by making her complete a scavenger hunt ending in her finding me, suit an everything, by the park bench where we had our frst kiss. She cummed home tred and, instead of following the clues, decided to watch TV all day. FML

#20444582
120 comments

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On 01/06/2013 at 3:49am - love - by ItRainedOutside (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, while talking to one of mah parents friends, we discoverd that the house he grew up in is the same house mah boyfriend now lives in. When he recalld that he lost his first tooth there, the only response I could come up with was, ( Oh mah gosh, I lost mah virginity there! ) mega FML

#20440379
91 comments

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On 01/03/2013 at 5:34am - misc - by anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today at a house party I finally got the guy I've been seieng alone in his room. We startd making out and I got on top of him to take control. He respondd by saying he couldn't do it because he needd to go make looool pizza 4 his friends and then boltd out of the room. mega FML

#20438672
115 comments

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On 01/02/2013 at 2:02pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today.. . my girlfriend an I decidd to try a new place to eat . On our way home we both had upset stomachs . As we racd into the house we realizd niether of us could hold it any longer . Having only one bathroom.. . I let her go first . She explodd on the toilet an I explodd in my pants . FML

#20434472
175 comments

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On 12/31/2012 at 5:36pm - work - by shattysituation - United States

yesterday my dad askd me when I was going to start looking 4 a job !! Jokingly, I told him next year !! He got pissd, startd to yell, then realizd Tuesday is New Year's Day an groundd me 4 "bieng a dumbass." FML

#20432925
89 comments

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On 12/30/2012 at 10:51pm - work - by BAMN2187 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me with the prettiest, most simple ring I have ever seen. I called my sister to tell her the good news, and her response was, ( I know. He had me steal the ring from Claire's. ) FML

#20432536
148 comments

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On 12/30/2012 at 6:58pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I Trid To Be Cute By Sitting On Top Of Boyfriend's Belly . While Getting On Top, I Accidentally Kned Him In His Nuts . In Pain, He Joltd His Head Up And Endd Up Banging His Head Against Mine . Now I Have A Black Eye And He Can't Walk Without Waddling . FML

#20431454
118 comments

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On 12/30/2012 at 3:29am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)



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