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Today, it's my 21st birthday and my dad has decided to take away my ID in fear that if I have even one drink to celebrate I'll become a raging alcoholic. FML
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On 12/03/2012 at 6:01pm - misc - by VedaLynn - United States
Today, I was slapped across the face by a girl in the waiting room at the dentist's office. She thought I was taking a picture of her breasts with my phone. I was smiling while reading other people's FMLs. FML
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On 12/03/2012 at 3:35pm - misc - by karmamaybe - United States (South Dakota)
Today, I got into a fight with my girlfriend. After yelling and arguing my point, my cat got up and jumped up next to her on the bed. He sat down, and they both glared at me until I left. FML
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On 12/03/2012 at 2:02pm - animals - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I told my girlfriend that I'm breaking up with her because she's very abusive. After a couple of seconds of awkward silence, she kicked me in the nuts and ran away. FML
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On 12/03/2012 at 6:53am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada
Today, I walked out of my apartment to see that someone had climbed onto the hood of my car and taken a shit on my windshield. I only moved in a couple of weeks ago. FML
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On 12/03/2012 at 2:36am - misc - by poopsthegame - United States (Hawaii)
Today, at a talent show, my band got booed before we even started playing. FML
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On 12/02/2012 at 9:26pm - misc - by disembob - United Kingdom
Today, my girlfriend got into the Christmas cheer while giving me a hand job, smashing my nuts with her palm in time to her humming of Jingle Bells. FML
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On 12/02/2012 at 6:39pm - intimacy - by fineididntwantkidsanyway (man) - Australia (South Australia)
Today, my son turned 8. We watched as he unwrapped a $55 Nerf gun, extra 'bullets', new shoes and a school bag with his favorite TV character on the front and a action figure inside. As he finished he looked me straight in the eyes and says, "That's great ma, but seriously what'd you get me?". FML
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On 12/02/2012 at 3:19am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, my guy friend kept complaining that no one had asked him to the dance, so he probably wasn't going to go. I suggested that we go together. He laughed until his face was bright red and said, "I don't think I'll ever get that desperate." FML
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On 12/02/2012 at 3:03am - love - by Anna - United States (Washington)
Today, while lighting a cigarette, I learned the hard way that the amount of styling mousse I used to get my curly hair to become manageable, is the roughly same amount that causes it to become highly flammable. FML
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On 12/01/2012 at 5:11pm - health - by Awkward (woman) - Bahrain
Today, my husband discovered poking me in my belly button makes me have to pee, sometimes it's uncontrollable and happens immediately. He thinks it's hilarious and decided it's his new favorite game. FML
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On 12/01/2012 at 12:01pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex when the condom broke. He told me to go put a tampon in to "soak up the kids". How did he graduate? FML
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On 12/01/2012 at 9:54am - intimacy - by me. - United States
Today, I brought a boy over to my house to help with a history project. My mom suddenly swooped in and bombarded him with questions about his and my sex life, and how she wants to have exactly four grandchildren. FML
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On 12/01/2012 at 1:06am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I followed my neighbor's advice and sprayed Sprite on my Christmas tree because it will "make it live longer." I just came downstairs to find my Christmas tree covered in ants. FML
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On 12/01/2012 at 1:01am - misc - by Chuffy - United States (Colorado)
Today, I was out clubbing, when I saw a pair of very cute girls sitting at the bar, so I went over, hoping to introduce myself. I swung my leg over the stool, and through no fault of my own, sat on my own balls. I quickly got thrown out for "harassing the ladies." FML
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On 11/30/2012 at 7:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)
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