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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 29 September 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 55
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, my wife's pregnancy hormones got so bad that she freaked out and threw a tantrum, accusing me of always making important decisions for her. All I did was get her some food from Taco Bell as a surprise. FML

#20912485
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54660) - you deserved it (5093)

On 10/08/2013 at 1:57pm - intimacy - by hubby - United States

Today, my seemingly normal girlfriend decided to erase every girl's name out of my phone. Family and all. FML

#20101015
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22861) - you deserved it (2768)

On 10/04/2012 at 3:13am - love - by DCarreon (man) - United States (California)

Today, I accidentally walked in on my girlfriend changing. She responded by screaming, throwing herself on the ground to avoid me seeing her, and crawling into the bathroom. We've been living together for 2 months. FML

#12948650
121 comments

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On 09/07/2010 at 1:06pm - love - by drew - United States (Georgia)

Today, I saw a grasshopper in the urinal so I decided to pee on it. It jumped out, scared the hell out of me, and I peed all over myself. FML

#6302850
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6943) - you deserved it (67000)

On 11/14/2009 at 4:37pm - animals - by TheMichaelNixon - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was working Customer Service at Wal Mart. An elderly lady came to my register to return a pair of white pants. I asked her what was wrong with them and she replied "even when I had underwear on you could still see my pubic hair." The pants had hair on them. FML

#3164567
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54057) - you deserved it (2800)

On 06/24/2009 at 1:41am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, 5 hours into my shift in a cafe I realized there were two stickers on my back that read: "Don't touch my no-no square" and "I wear diapers." I make food with my back to customers all day and I walk through the seating area delivering food. No one said anything. FML

#1653487
59 comments

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On 05/05/2009 at 2:11am - work - by kekumbas (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my girlfriend and I were watching TV. She starts to undo my belt buckle, unzips my fly and then takes my pants off. Right as I'm starting to get really excited, she says to me, "Just joking." FML

#946704
291 comments

I agree, your life sucks (147850) - you deserved it (21638)

On 04/13/2009 at 9:44am - intimacy - by Hikara (man) - Australia (Victoria)



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