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Today, I ate some amazing homemade brownies that my best friend's wife made for us. She waited till I'd shoved a third one into my mouth before she mentioned she made them with breast milk. Knowing her, I don't even doubt it was true. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43207) - you deserved it (4636)

On 01/02/2014 at 3:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Fife)



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