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  • Number of visits : 467
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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You've liked someone. How cute!

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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Today, I ate some amazing homemade brownies that my best friend's wife made for us. She waited till I'd shoved a third one into my mouth before she mentioned she made them with breast milk. Knowing her, I don't even doubt it was true. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44801) - you deserved it (4793)

On 01/02/2014 at 3:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Fife)



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