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  • Birth Date : Saturday 5 March 1994 (20 years)
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About brutal_one_lad : Hi. I'm 20, nicknamed "brutal". Message me if you like. I don't bite :)

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Today, I lost my phone. I tried to call it using my husband's phone, but couldn't figure out which of the three Kates in the contact list was me. Turns out, two are co-workers and one is his aunt. I was listed under Satan. FML

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