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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 5 March 1994 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 16
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About brutal_one_lad : You're creeping my profile :O

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I rap. I'm 20yrs of age. Life isn't easy but keep on keepin on! For access to my freestyle rhymes, look up "t9fanbro" on YouTube. Thank you :) apart from that little attention grabbing start, I'm fairly friendly, am a man of belief in science, I'm a fan of heavy metal in general, rock, dubstep not techno and obviously rap, so yeah, send a message or whatever :)

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Today, I lost my phone. I tried to call it using my husband's phone, but couldn't figure out which of the three Kates in the contact list was me. Turns out, two are co-workers and one is his aunt. I was listed under Satan. FML

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