This member hasn't filled in their description.
brun12's FML badges
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
brun12's favorite FMLs
Today, my sculpture, which is very important for my art grade, fell from my desk and broke to pieces. My art teacher suggested I soak the parts in water to make it easier to stick them back together. They dissolved. FML
by Anonymous / 02/21/2012 at 2:24pm / Germany (Thuringen) / Miscellaneous
by imamomma / 12/20/2011 at 1:59pm / United States / Kids
by dee / 12/10/2011 at 5:14am / United States (Oregon) / Transportation
by preggers / 11/30/2011 at 9:57am / Canada (Alberta) / Love
Today, I was working at the school when one of the kids came crying to me about needing help with his zipper after a little "accident". Forbidden by a district ordinance to touch them in certain areas, there was nothing I could do; to which he cried and pissed his pants. Again. FML
by not_trained_for_this / 11/18/2009 at 1:05am / United States (California) / Kids
Today, I was dressing in my apartment when I noticed I left the blinds open. Outside, a maintenance man was mowing the grass within eyeshot. I figured I'd leave the blinds open and give him a little peek of the goods. Later I found a note on my window saying, 'Next time, close the blinds'. FML
by Anonymous / 04/16/2009 at 2:42pm / United States (Louisiana) / Intimacy
- « Previous page
- Next page »
- Today, after having sex with my girlfriend, I jokingly held the condom above my mouth. Somehow, the… Today, I woke up and felt that my arm was sore. I got so drunk last night, I got an unprofessional… Today, I was having sex and wanted to move to the wall, so I picked her up, got my foot stuck in my…