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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Monday 16 July 1990 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 244
  • Number of comments : 66
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

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Today, my sculpture, which is very important for my art grade, fell from my desk and broke to pieces. My art teacher suggested I soak the parts in water to make it easier to stick them back together. They dissolved. FML

#19131419
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24659) - you deserved it (2854)

On 02/21/2012 at 2:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - Germany (Thuringen)

Today, after explaining to my two year old that we were going bra shopping, he decided to announce to the entire bank that we were going to buy Mommy some boobies. FML

#18561778
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14640) - you deserved it (20322)

On 12/20/2011 at 1:59pm - kids - by imamomma - United States

Today, I wound up cleaning vomit out of the window track of my car at midnight, in the nicest dress I own, after my husband got completely wasted at his office Christmas party. FML

#18474443
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19858) - you deserved it (2572)

On 12/10/2011 at 5:14am - misc - by dee - United States (Oregon)

Today, my husband asked me if I was really pregnant or if I was just smuggling cheeseburgers. I'm now referred to as "the hamburgler." I'm only 5 months pregnant. FML

#18393059
153 comments

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On 11/30/2011 at 9:57am - love - by preggers - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was working at the school when one of the kids came crying to me about needing help with his zipper after a little "accident". Forbidden by a district ordinance to touch them in certain areas, there was nothing I could do; to which he cried and pissed his pants. Again. FML

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102 comments

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On 11/18/2009 at 1:05am - kids - by not_trained_for_this (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was dressing in my apartment when I noticed I left the blinds open. Outside, a maintenance man was mowing the grass within eyeshot. I figured I'd leave the blinds open and give him a little peek of the goods. Later I found a note on my window saying, 'Next time, close the blinds'. FML

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On 04/16/2009 at 2:42pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Louisiana)



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