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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 30 December 1992 (23 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1705
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

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Visits<b>Freeze</b> - the 09/10/2011 at 10:20pm<b>nuclear</b> - the 07/06/2009 at 7:53pm

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Today, my friends had ditched me for a party I hadn't been invited to so I was sitting home alone. The only other thing in my house was the mosquito I nicknamed Fred. I liked to watch Fred fly around and try to suck my blood. 20 minutes later, I found Fred's dead body. I was actually sad. FML

by dumbo / 07/30/2009 at 10:43am / United States (Virginia) / Animals

Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was 'pollo frito'. I then had sex, constantly screaming 'pollo frito' for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML

by FML.. / 04/06/2009 at 3:51pm / China (Hebei) / Intimacy