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  • Town/Country : Uganda
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 30 December 1992 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 1276
  • Number of comments : 4
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Today, my friends had ditched me for a party I hadn't been invited to so I was sitting home alone. The only other thing in my house was the mosquito I nicknamed Fred. I liked to watch Fred fly around and try to suck my blood. 20 minutes later, I found Fred's dead body. I was actually sad. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46471) - you deserved it (12640)

On 07/30/2009 at 10:43am - animals - by dumbo (man) - United States (Virginia) - moderated by the Jackass crew

Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was 'pollo frito'. I then had sex, constantly screaming 'pollo frito' for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40693) - you deserved it (114301)

On 04/06/2009 at 3:51pm - intimacy - by FML.. (woman) - China (Hebei)