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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 29 January 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 9999
  • Number of comments : 169
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About brrrx : Worst FML Comments:
1. "first lol"
2. Repetative troll comments (i.e. "YDI for existing)
3. Aw it'll be okay soon hun~ dont worry xoxo
4. An anecdote about how a personal experience mildly relates to the OP's story
5. "wut does op mean?"
6. "i don't understand (insert sexual reference here)"
7. A personal story that's "worse" than the FML story, indicating a person with an inferiority complex trying to invalidate a story posted by another person
8. "How did this get posted when mine didn't! My story is so much worse!!!!!' (Often in addition to number 7)

I actually think FML is pretty lame compared to the spinoff sites such as mylifeisaverage, textsfromlastnight, and imsobadatsex - especially since its motto changed from "My life sucks and I don't give a f***" to "Get the guts to spill the beans." That being said, I still like pointing out when the OP or a commenter is being exceptionally dumb.

brrrx's page activity

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How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

brrrx's favorite FMLs

Today, my car was in the shop so I borrowed my wife's VW Beetle convertible. It's really embarrassing because it's a girlie car and it's full of little stuffed animals. At a stop light a man asked me if I'd like to borrow one of his testicles because "every man should have at least one." FML

#2812014
267 comments

I agree, your life sucks (99115) - you deserved it (21105)

On 06/11/2009 at 8:23pm - misc - by NoBalls (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML

#279733
521 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54825) - you deserved it (318103)

On 03/12/2009 at 5:30am - intimacy - by Noname (man) - New Zealand (Canterbury)



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