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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Monday 17 April 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 295
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About browniie : I love to meet new people. Go to highschool, italian.
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browniie's favorite FMLs

Today, while registering at the grocery store, a customer came into my lane with a 100 piece boiled shrimp platter. Feeling hungry, I muttered "nom nom" under my breath. The old man called my supervisor. Apparently I called him a moron. FML

#14266887
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13314) - you deserved it (25871)

On 12/20/2010 at 12:02am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, at the coffee shop where I work, my supervisor smelled "something weird, like sulfur." I spent the next ten minutes pretending to look for the source of the smell with her, rather than admit that it had come from me. FML

#14035963
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7885) - you deserved it (25702)

On 11/30/2010 at 1:49pm - work - by oopsididitagain (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, saying I was immature for making gay jokes all the time. A few hours later, I got six texts and three calls from guys I didn't know. It turns out, she put my name and number on Craigslist as a gay man seeking a relationship. FML

#8013875
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11246) - you deserved it (48826)

On 02/08/2010 at 3:21pm - love - by christian9294 - United States (Ohio)

Today, I went to an amusement park with my family. A couple of cute girls started talking to me, telling me how much they liked my dreads. Seeing this, my mother stepped up next to me, patted me on the shoulder, and said, "This here is my little baby, treat him nicely!" Thanks, Mom. FML

#7358643
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27122) - you deserved it (3900)

On 01/15/2010 at 2:37pm - misc - by Dreadge (man) - Israel (Hefa)

Today, I went to a Dodger game with my crush. Between innings, the "Kiss cam" came up on the big screen. The camera happened to land on us, and when my crush saw us on the screen, he leaned away from me and buried his face in his hands. Everyone saw, and sympathetically said "Awww." FML

#2763801
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54222) - you deserved it (3162)

On 06/10/2009 at 2:38am - misc - by dodgerkiss (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went to get my underarms waxed. I'm usually not self-conscious because I figure they see worse stuff all the time. When I raised my arm for her to wax my armpit she looked at me, laughed and said "Well I guess that's how I know it's winter in Wisconsin!" FML

#186916
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37126) - you deserved it (8593)

On 03/02/2009 at 6:38pm - misc - by Kelly (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my roomate took the toilet paper out of my bathroom. I went into his room to look for it, only to find a large wad of it balled up near his laptop and mouse. FML

#3161
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18439) - you deserved it (1726)

On 01/28/2009 at 5:35pm - misc - by flying solo - United States (California)



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