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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 25 April 1985 (29 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1149
  • Number of comments : 108
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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broomhildo's favorite FMLs

Today, I was looking for a magazine in my mother's bedside cabinet and I came across some daft test about sex. Apparently, my mother likes anal, oral, and my dad's cock is bent. Nauseous. FML

#386
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37914) - you deserved it (8917)

On 11/25/2008 at 3:54am - intimacy - by mael - Sent from mobile version

Today, we had the (great?) idea of having sex on a bean bag before my roomate got back home. Result: thousands of small polystyrene balls all over the living room. And no, they can't be picked up in 30 minutes. FML

#383
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12668) - you deserved it (30652)

On 11/24/2008 at 11:27pm - intimacy - by William - Sent from mobile version

Today, I sent a text message to my girlfriend telling her how much I wanted to make love to her tonight. I've just realized I sent it to her brother. FML

#303
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38246) - you deserved it (20417)

On 11/14/2008 at 6:20am - intimacy - by Kaji - Sent from mobile version

Today, as I was taking my three year old daughter home from daycare, she asked where her daddy was. I tried to tell her that I was her father, but she answered, "No, not you! My other daddy!" I've got some talking to do tonight. FML

#142
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58737) - you deserved it (3412)

On 10/29/2008 at 7:57am - kids - by LifeSucks - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I farted A LOT during my exam, all silent so I figured I should be OK. Then I looked around and everybody was suffocating and giving me sly looks. I am now known to everyone in the department as SuperFart. FML

#105
48 comments

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On 10/27/2008 at 8:13pm - misc - by Hth - United States (Delaware)

Today, for the very first time I got it on with my girlfriend. Unfortunately, afterwards I had a terrible tummy ache and let out a very noisy fart. I'm not sure she'll still be my girlfriend tomorrow. FML

#44
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On 10/25/2008 at 12:57pm - love - by Mr Eek -

Today, I was writing to my girlfriend on msn when her roommate answered «Sorry, this is not Marie, she is at her boyfriend’s». Really? I've looked everywhere in my flat, I can’t find her. FML

#39
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On 10/25/2008 at 12:56pm - love - by Icy -

Today, we had some family over. A nasty need to wank seized me when I saw her: my 17-year-old cousin. I went to my parents' unoccupied bedroom. My sister's baby walkie-talkie was switched on, and the whole family heard me. FML

#37
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On 10/25/2008 at 12:55pm - intimacy - by VIVI -

Today, my 63-year-old neighbor jumped out of his window. I was the first to find him, alive, naked and stuck in a bush. I guess I shouldn't have laughed at him while waiting for the ambulance, because he was my landlord. FML

#24
54 comments

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:32am - misc - by Benji -

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML

#8
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On 10/13/2008 at 4:20am - misc - by mehdi -



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