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Today, I was riding the subway to work. Barely anyone was on because of how early it was. Me and this one guy in a trench coat were in the same cart. His stop came. He walked by me, flashed me, rubbed his penis on my arm, and then ran away really fast. FML


I agree, your life sucks (129708) - you deserved it (9678)

On 06/27/2009 at 4:20am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Japan

Today, I learned my 40 year old father is marrying a girl barely a year and a half older than me. She told me not to be afraid to call her mom. I was torn between punching her in the face and vomiting. FML


I agree, your life sucks (69918) - you deserved it (3181)

On 06/27/2009 at 1:32am - misc - by OfCourse (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boyfriend and I took a late night drive, and after a while he stopped at a gas station and asked if I wanted anything I replied "guess". He came out and gave me a box of tampons. Apparently I've been bitchy. FML


I agree, your life sucks (16928) - you deserved it (67676)

On 06/22/2009 at 3:47am - misc - by tamp (woman) - United States (Montana)

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