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Today, I was watching a movie with my family in which a character said "Fuck you, dad." My dad then slapped me over the head to get my attention and said, "Never talk to your father like that." Okay, dad. FML
by idonteven / 08/12/2013 at 4:04pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
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