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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 29 June 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 6920
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 3 posted

About brookenicolee29 : Singer, country, crazy, and definitely not your typical white girl.

I would also like to know as to why almost 7000 people have visited my page.. Interesting..

Twitter- Brooke_Nicole29
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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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brookenicolee29's favorite FMLs

Today, I came home early, only to hear a mad scramble in the living room. I found my now ex-girlfriend and best friend in there, sweaty and in their underwear. The idiot actually had the balls to claim he was teaching her how to do push-ups. FML


I agree, your life sucks (53658) - you deserved it (3821)

On 07/16/2014 at 4:09pm - love - by betrayed (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I woke up to my dog jumping on my bed and licking me all over. It would've been fine, if I hadn't woken the first time a few minutes earlier to the sight of him going to town on his balls. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33291) - you deserved it (4397)

On 07/16/2014 at 11:44am - animals - by ballbreath (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was reading FML's birthday blog post and saw a picture of myself in it. I would've been happy if it wasn't #4 in the list of worst duckfaces of the week. FML


Today, my "friend" told me I was weird and irritating. Yet she has an unhealthy obsession with Harry Potter, hates people in general, and has a Facebook for her cat. Yeah, I'm the weird one. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33900) - you deserved it (7758)

On 04/26/2011 at 5:45am - animals - by weirdome23 (woman) - United States

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