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  • Birth Date : Monday 29 June 1998 (16 years)
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About brookenicolee29 : Singer, country, snowboarder, a tad bit reckless and definitely not your typical white girl.

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Today, I sat my son down for the sex talk. By the time it was over, he'd corrected me on several factual errors and told me what felching is. Now I remember why I never wanted kids. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29628) - you deserved it (6276)

On 01/19/2015 at 9:34am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maine)

Today, my brother woke me up by trying to light my bed on fire. FML


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On 01/11/2015 at 3:44am - misc - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, I took a crap. When I stood up to admire my handiwork and flush, I noticed blood-red everywhere in the toilet. I freaked out like a little girl, thinking I was bleeding out of my ass. Then I noticed the ketchup packets my roommate had slipped under the seat to prank me. FML


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On 12/17/2014 at 1:47pm - misc - by RIP Turd (peacebeuponit) (man) - Lebanon (Beyrouth)

Today, after finally finishing a huge internal rebranding project at work, which I've poured blood, sweat and tears into over the last 12 months, I found out we're being acquired by another company and that our new brand will no longer exist. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29995) - you deserved it (1972)

On 12/17/2014 at 8:43am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Germany (Bayern)

Today, after emptying the dishwasher, I noticed something in the back by the drain. It looked like a turkey bone. Upon closer inspection, it was a mouse carcass. I have no idea how many loads of dishes have gone through with it in there. FML


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On 10/22/2014 at 10:47am - animals - by MouserMan - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my little sister had her second son. She is 31 and she named her sons after her favorite television characters, Sam and Dean Winchester. She has made it her life goal to make sure her husband never finds out. FML


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On 10/02/2014 at 4:29pm - kids - by mykodu - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my hormones decided to make my pimples appear symmetrically on my face around my nose and mouth. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31522) - you deserved it (2427)

On 09/07/2014 at 12:52am - health - by SymmetricalPizzaFace (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I wore a sexy nurse's outfit for a little roleplay with my boyfriend. After the main event, he said the sex was actually pretty bad and that he should file a medical malpractice lawsuit. Then he laughed at his own joke, got dressed, and went out for drinks. FML


Today, I asked my dad to give me a haircut. After 20 minutes of "fuck"s and "shit"s, he gave up and just shaved my head bald. I pull off the look so badly that two people I don't even know have already told me I look like a psychopath. FML


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On 08/26/2014 at 3:12pm - misc - by alanh69 (man) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I asked my husband to tell me something nice about myself. He thought for a few moments, then said, "Uh, you shit quietly." FML


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On 08/17/2014 at 12:40pm - love - by ugh thanks - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was mowing the lawn while wearing gym shorts. Because I had no pockets, I tucked my phone into the waistband of my shorts. I didn't notice my phone had slipped until the lawnmower started making an awful sound. FML


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On 08/09/2014 at 9:30pm - misc - by ThatsNotGrass (man) - Canada

Today, I came home early, only to hear a mad scramble in the living room. I found my now ex-girlfriend and best friend in there, sweaty and in their underwear. The idiot actually had the balls to claim he was teaching her how to do push-ups. FML


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On 07/16/2014 at 4:09pm - love - by betrayed (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I woke up to my dog jumping on my bed and licking me all over. It would've been fine, if I hadn't woken the first time a few minutes earlier to the sight of him going to town on his balls. FML


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On 07/16/2014 at 11:44am - animals - by ballbreath (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was reading FML's birthday blog post and saw a picture of myself in it. I would've been happy if it wasn't #4 in the list of worst duckfaces of the week. FML


Today, my "friend" told me I was weird and irritating. Yet she has an unhealthy obsession with Harry Potter, hates people in general, and has a Facebook for her cat. Yeah, I'm the weird one. FML


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On 04/26/2011 at 5:45am - animals - by weirdome23 (woman) - United States

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