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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 29 June 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 7269
  • Number of comments : 23
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 4 posted

About brookenicolee29 : Singer, country, crazy, and definitely not your typical white girl.

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Today, my hormones decided to make my pimples appear symmetrically on my face around my nose and mouth. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31411) - you deserved it (2412)

On 09/07/2014 at 12:52am - health - by SymmetricalPizzaFace (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I wore a sexy nurse's outfit for a little roleplay with my boyfriend. After the main event, he said the sex was actually pretty bad and that he should file a medical malpractice lawsuit. Then he laughed at his own joke, got dressed, and went out for drinks. FML


Today, I asked my dad to give me a haircut. After 20 minutes of "fuck"s and "shit"s, he gave up and just shaved my head bald. I pull off the look so badly that two people I don't even know have already told me I look like a psychopath. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33598) - you deserved it (5432)

On 08/26/2014 at 3:12pm - misc - by alanh69 (man) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I asked my husband to tell me something nice about myself. He thought for a few moments, then said, "Uh, you shit quietly." FML


I agree, your life sucks (41019) - you deserved it (5670)

On 08/17/2014 at 12:40pm - love - by ugh thanks - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was mowing the lawn while wearing gym shorts. Because I had no pockets, I tucked my phone into the waistband of my shorts. I didn't notice my phone had slipped until the lawnmower started making an awful sound. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33165) - you deserved it (19535)

On 08/09/2014 at 9:30pm - misc - by ThatsNotGrass (man) - Canada

Today, I came home early, only to hear a mad scramble in the living room. I found my now ex-girlfriend and best friend in there, sweaty and in their underwear. The idiot actually had the balls to claim he was teaching her how to do push-ups. FML


I agree, your life sucks (55713) - you deserved it (4138)

On 07/16/2014 at 4:09pm - love - by betrayed (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I woke up to my dog jumping on my bed and licking me all over. It would've been fine, if I hadn't woken the first time a few minutes earlier to the sight of him going to town on his balls. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33600) - you deserved it (4409)

On 07/16/2014 at 11:44am - animals - by ballbreath (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was reading FML's birthday blog post and saw a picture of myself in it. I would've been happy if it wasn't #4 in the list of worst duckfaces of the week. FML


Today, my "friend" told me I was weird and irritating. Yet she has an unhealthy obsession with Harry Potter, hates people in general, and has a Facebook for her cat. Yeah, I'm the weird one. FML


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On 04/26/2011 at 5:45am - animals - by weirdome23 (woman) - United States

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