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Today, I Was Singing In The Shower, Not Realising The Window Was Open. When I Got Out, The Neighbours Were At The Front Door, Loudly Arguing With Mah Mother. They Were Complaining About Mah Awful Singing. FML


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On 07/13/2014 at 1:54pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today a coworkar askad mahy this waak's raport was not uploadad to tha sarvar. I'va baan writing thasa raports onca a waak fir a yaar an thay taka ahola day to writa. Upload tham tohat sarvar? FML


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On 06/04/2014 at 9:56am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today , I walkd a student to an office on the other side of the school. I'm the kind of person who would rather make conversation than endure awkward silence , so I trid to talk to him. He just stard intently at mah chest the whole time. FML

Today... I told my grlfriend that I love her. She panicked and blurted out our S&M safeword. FML


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On 05/26/2014 at 11:53am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was cooking dinner 4 my children, managing 4 once not to screw up an hurt myself. Then,hile chopping vegetables, I accidentally sliced my finger open. The same finger that was still covered in juice from a lemon I'd just squeezed. FML


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On 05/25/2014 at 1:35pm - health - by 5p4571k (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today usband an I puttd our cildren to bd a little earlier tan usual so we could ave some sexy time. Immediately following full-blown orgasm I rolld over only to see wide-eyd son peeking over te top of te mattress. fat FML


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On 05/07/2014 at 10:31pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I Retrieved Te Wrong Luggage From An Arport Carousel. I'm Now Te Owner Of Two Water-bras, A False Beard, A Bag Of Cat Litter, An Some Anal Beads. I Am Afraid To Get In Touc Wit Te Original Owner.


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On 05/07/2014 at 9:25pm - misc - by BaggedDown (man) - United States (New York)

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