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brokenjawskhan
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 19 October 1996 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 195
  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About brokenjawskhan : Agnostic, lazy, very intelligent :) Asexual :/ and awesome :D

Im into car racing(pursuing professional car racing) and women older than me :)

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brokenjawskhan's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend got up in the middle of sex saying, "You're taking too long, I'm gonna go make some popcorn." I asked her if she could get me some. She said no. FML

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144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38121) - you deserved it (7755)

On 09/04/2014 at 3:32pm - intimacy - by candy man - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was reading butthurt comments about how girl gamers can easily get dates and find love by simply existing. I'm a "girl gamer" who hasn't even found a date, let alone love. I've been looking since I was sixteen. I'm now 27. FML

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On 06/18/2014 at 12:48pm - love - by AgentRarity (woman) -

Today, I got T-boned by a woman going 60 mph. I was unconscious for hours while a tube was inserted into my collapsed lung. Upon waking up my 16-year old brother thought it would be hilarious to yank out my leg hairs. FML

#1144667
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (78140) - you deserved it (3116)

On 04/20/2009 at 1:53am - health - by robinhoood (man) - United States (California)

Today, my Christian boyfriend of six months broke up with me. I had told him when we started dating that I was an atheist, and he just now decided to look up what it is. He gave me a bible. FML

#320737
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69468) - you deserved it (16333)

On 03/14/2009 at 12:48pm - love - by Noname (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was telling my mom that I was really nervous about going to the gynecologist for the first time. Her response, "Oh don't worry, it's not like it's the first time you've spread your legs!" FML

#98125
27 comments

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On 02/21/2009 at 6:15pm - misc - by taperjeangirl - United States (Washington)

Today, I made love to my girlfriend. I penetrated her for a while, then stopped to get my breath back... She carried on moaning even though I'd stopped moving. FML

#585
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39144) - you deserved it (7439)

On 12/24/2008 at 6:19am - intimacy - by sixsix - Sent from mobile version



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