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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 19 October 1996 (18 years)
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Today, my boyfriend decided he's asexual and dumped me on the spot. FML


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On 10/13/2014 at 1:03pm - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend in the missionary position. Once again, our cat decided to crawl onto his back and stare at me. FML


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On 10/13/2014 at 6:20am - intimacy - by Drafrica (woman) - South Africa

Today, my girlfriend got up in the middle of sex saying, "You're taking too long, I'm gonna go make some popcorn." I asked her if she could get me some. She said no. FML


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On 09/04/2014 at 3:32pm - intimacy - by candy man - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was reading butthurt comments about how girl gamers can easily get dates and find love by simply existing. I'm a "girl gamer" who hasn't even found a date, let alone love. I've been looking since I was sixteen. I'm now 27. FML


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On 06/18/2014 at 12:48pm - love - by AgentRarity (woman) -

Today, I got T-boned by a woman going 60 mph. I was unconscious for hours while a tube was inserted into my collapsed lung. Upon waking up my 16-year old brother thought it would be hilarious to yank out my leg hairs. FML


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On 04/20/2009 at 1:53am - health - by robinhoood (man) - United States (California)

Today, my Christian boyfriend of six months broke up with me. I had told him when we started dating that I was an atheist, and he just now decided to look up what it is. He gave me a bible. FML


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On 03/14/2009 at 12:48pm - love - by Noname (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was telling my mom that I was really nervous about going to the gynecologist for the first time. Her response, "Oh don't worry, it's not like it's the first time you've spread your legs!" FML


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On 02/21/2009 at 6:15pm - misc - by taperjeangirl - United States (Washington)

Today, I made love to my girlfriend. I penetrated her for a while, then stopped to get my breath back... She carried on moaning even though I'd stopped moving. FML


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