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brokenjawskhan

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 19 October 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 931
  • Number of comments : 46
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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brokenjawskhan's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend decided he's asexual and dumped me on the spot. FML

#21276883
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36928) - you deserved it (4107)

On 10/13/2014 at 1:03pm - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend in the missionary position. Once again, our cat decided to crawl onto his back and stare at me. FML

#21276776
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37862) - you deserved it (5434)

On 10/13/2014 at 6:20am - intimacy - by Drafrica (woman) - South Africa

Today, my girlfriend got up in the middle of sex saying, "You're taking too long, I'm gonna go make some popcorn." I asked her if she could get me some. She said no. FML

#21251846
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42308) - you deserved it (8391)

On 09/04/2014 at 3:32pm - intimacy - by candy man - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was reading butthurt comments about how girl gamers can easily get dates and find love by simply existing. I'm a "girl gamer" who hasn't even found a date, let alone love. I've been looking since I was sixteen. I'm now 27. FML

#21179364
222 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47291) - you deserved it (7425)

On 06/18/2014 at 12:48pm - love - by AgentRarity (woman) -

Today, I had to collect my daughter from the hospital. Her boyfriend was even more upset than she was, because his iPhone's screen was damaged beyond repair when the doctor pulled it out of my daughter's vagina. FML

#19631928
480 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50581) - you deserved it (4720)

On 05/16/2012 at 12:10pm - intimacy - by smart move there (woman) - Ireland (Kildare)

Today, I invited over my best friend, whom I've loved for over a year, since she had to tell me "something important". I got excited and thought she was going to tell me she loved me too. She ended up coming out to me, and wanted to know if I would meet her girlfriend. FML

#16661429
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40451) - you deserved it (5376)

On 06/14/2011 at 2:06pm - love - by :( (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I got T-boned by a woman going 60 mph. I was unconscious for hours while a tube was inserted into my collapsed lung. Upon waking up my 16-year old brother thought it would be hilarious to yank out my leg hairs. FML

#1144667
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (79528) - you deserved it (3217)

On 04/20/2009 at 1:53am - health - by robinhoood (man) - United States (California)

Today, my Christian boyfriend of six months broke up with me. I had told him when we started dating that I was an atheist, and he just now decided to look up what it is. He gave me a bible. FML

#320737
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69986) - you deserved it (16412)

On 03/14/2009 at 12:48pm - love - by Noname (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was telling my mom that I was really nervous about going to the gynecologist for the first time. Her response, "Oh don't worry, it's not like it's the first time you've spread your legs!" FML

#98125
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40925) - you deserved it (9864)

On 02/21/2009 at 6:15pm - misc - by taperjeangirl - United States (Washington)

Today, I made love to my girlfriend. I penetrated her for a while, then stopped to get my breath back... She carried on moaning even though I'd stopped moving. FML

#585
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42945) - you deserved it (8062)

On 12/24/2008 at 6:19am - intimacy - by sixsix - Sent from mobile version



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