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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 30 March 1982 (32 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1015
  • Number of comments : 89
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I was at the pool with two boys I baby sit. The eldest wouldn't get out of the pool so I pretended to call his dad. He then ran out of the pool, pushed me down, grabbed my phone, chucked it into the pool and then ran back into the pool. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35475) - you deserved it (8818)

On 08/13/2010 at 12:14pm - kids - by qtpieo1 - United States (Ohio)

Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me because she said I was more of a woman than she was. I yelled out, "I HATE YOU!" and started to cry. She then took a tampon out of her purse, handed it to me, laughed, and walked away. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17181) - you deserved it (68103)

On 07/24/2010 at 6:53am - misc - by GirlishMan1883897 (man) - United States (Connecticut)



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