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by Rosie / 06/13/2012 at 12:07pm / Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen) / Intimacy
Today, my husband and I were pulled over by a cop. He was still angry from our earlier argument over his constant freeloading, and when the cop told him we'd been doing 75 in a 55, he retorted, "Yeah? I did 75 in your mom last night, fuzzball." One more ticket I have to pay for. FML
by me / 05/18/2012 at 10:41pm / United States (Michigan) / Money
by Jesse / 05/10/2012 at 5:22pm / United States (Washington) / Health
by ShylaMarie / 02/14/2012 at 5:29pm / Canada / Kids
by pmony / 02/01/2012 at 9:48pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by GingerJ / 01/01/2012 at 8:22pm / United Kingdom (London) / Health
by Mariah Heimann / 12/14/2011 at 10:34pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, I got into a pretty heated argument with my boss. On my way out the door I told him he would be lucky if I came back to work. Unfortunately, I left the interior light on in my truck and it drained the battery. I had to go back in and ask for a jump. FML
by bob / 10/22/2011 at 12:55am / Canada (Ontario) / Work
Today, a man punched me for sleeping with his wife. Bewildered, I insisted I would never sleep with a married woman, to which he retorted "She wasn't my wife when it HAPPENED, dumbass!" I was assaulted for sleeping with my own girlfriend three years ago. FML
by Anonymous / 09/27/2011 at 3:53pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Love
by incaseudidntkno / 09/18/2011 at 9:36am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, my five year old ran down the street wearing nothing but flip flops, Star Wars underwear, and a baseball helmet. He was swinging a badminton racket while screaming "THIS IS SPARTA!" My neighbors watched laughing as I had to run after him down the street in my pajamas. FML
by awesomekidsmum / 09/17/2011 at 9:20pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
by ohmaigawd / 09/14/2011 at 12:59pm / Argentina / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 09/05/2011 at 8:05am / Reserved / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/01/2011 at 6:52am / United States / Health
by KJL / 08/29/2011 at 11:38am / United States / Health
- Today, I went to get new shoes. I found a pair I really enjoyed and went to ask an employee if they… Today, at work a small political discussion took place in the break room. I said I hate Trump but… Today, I misread an ID and sold alcohol to an underage operative from the department of alcohol and…