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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 16 August 1990 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4916
  • Number of comments : 330
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About broken_symlink : I am in college, training to be a Mathamagician. A magician that is good at math and physics. I am crazy interested in algebraic topology, differential topology, and riemannian geometry and hope to some day get a phd in math.

I yoyo and have been to the state yoyo competition.

I have been playing drums since high school and have been in the jazz band every semester of college so far. My favorites are John Coltrane, Horace Silver, Soulive, Parliament/Funkadelic, Dave Brubeck, Lettuce, Snarky Puppy, Lotus, edit, Bonobo, The RH Factor, and Pretty Lights.

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Today, my five year old ran down the street wearing nothing but flip flops, Star Wars underwear, and a baseball helmet. He was swinging a badminton racket while screaming "THIS IS SPARTA!" My neighbors watched laughing as I had to run after him down the street in my pajamas. FML

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29 comments

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On 09/17/2011 at 9:20pm - kids - by awesomekidsmum - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I apologized to the cat for walking into the laundry room while he was using the litter box. FML

#17734128
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22978) - you deserved it (9312)

On 09/13/2011 at 2:05am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my boyfriend decided it'd be funny to create a "place" on Facebook for my vagina. Now he "checks-in" every time we have sex. FML

#17338945
332 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50598) - you deserved it (9769)

On 08/02/2011 at 12:52am - intimacy - by INside (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, while walking home from work, a young teenage girl ran up behind me and dumped a carton of milk on my head. She said, "The cow master baptizes you!" and then ran in the opposite direction, cackling madly. FML

#17301663
190 comments

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On 07/29/2011 at 8:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was browsing the web when I checked the search history. Turns out my son has been searching for "nude grills" and "hot grills." Not only is my 12-year-old son attempting to find porn on the internet, he also can't spell. FML

#17281952
243 comments

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On 07/27/2011 at 10:02pm - intimacy - by Nickname (man) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I was helping clean my grandpa's garage when I found some of his old election posters from the '50s. They included slogans such as, "Dick: you know it feels right" and "Want growth? Choose Dick." I'm not sure whether to be disgusted or impressed. FML

#17279382
131 comments

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On 07/27/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Nick (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, it's my birthday. I got a phone call from my high school bully, to remind me that he'll always be able to find me and do whatever he wants to me. He does this every year. I turn 34 today. FML

#17012107
315 comments

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On 07/07/2011 at 8:19am - misc - by Snurkles (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I woke up to my Playstation 3 and my laptop missing and window open. My dad faked a robbery to see me freak out. FML

#16525233
105 comments

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On 06/06/2011 at 3:06am - misc - by dwhite032 - United States (Indiana)

Today, at my job as a lifeguard, the kids in the pool decided to start a new game. The game involved spreading out to different parts of the pool and pretending to be drowning at the same time. Whoever was "saved" first, won. FML

#16494046
158 comments

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On 06/04/2011 at 2:15am - work - by zain - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to give a reference for a former employee. I tried to say he was always willing to give us a hand on the job. Instead, I said he was always willing to give us hand-jobs. FML

#16448858
122 comments

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On 06/01/2011 at 8:35am - intimacy - by Username - Canada

Today, my drunk dad started yelling at my dog for not having a job. FML

#15962479
229 comments

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On 04/28/2011 at 11:53am - animals - by Cecilly2010 -

Today, I got concussion after a goat ran in front of me while I was jogging. FML

#15942316
129 comments

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On 04/26/2011 at 11:07pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was in the emergency room. The doctor told me that my injuries and back problems are the intensity of those after a car accident. I slipped on a grape. FML

#15691583
115 comments

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On 04/08/2011 at 6:35am - health - by ridella -

Today, I got a call from my five-year-old son's principal, my son had pooped in the school yard then gave the teacher a ziploc bag and commanded her to pick it up. He said he was trying to imitate our dog. FML

#15328400
125 comments

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On 03/15/2011 at 10:05pm - kids - by anonymous -

Today, while at the bakery section of my local supermarket, I heard the beat of what I assumed was a song playing. I really got into it, and bobbed my head and danced a little. After getting some strange looks, I realized the "beat" was a machine mixing frosting. FML

#15287588
125 comments

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On 03/12/2011 at 10:09pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)



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