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broken_symlink
  • Town/Country : NYC, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 16 August 1990 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 2317
  • Number of comments : 265
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About broken_symlink : I am in college, training to be a Mathamagician. A magician that is good at math and physics. I am crazy interested in algebraic topology, differential topology, and riemannian geometry and hope to some day get a phd in math.

I yoyo and have been to the state yoyo competition.

I have been playing drums since high school and have been in the jazz band every semester of college so far. My favorites are John Coltrane, Horace Silver, Soulive, Parliament/Funkadelic, Dave Brubeck, Lettuce, Snarky Puppy, Lotus, edit, Bonobo, The RH Factor, and Pretty Lights.

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Today, my friend's kid chased me with a rusty, sharp tent peg and threatened to kill me. When I finally got him to calm down he ran off to his room. Later, I found the tent peg under his pillow with a note that said my name. My friend thinks it's hilarious. I am staying here for a week. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6310) - you deserved it (488)

On 02/11/2012 at 8:41am - kids - by FuckLife (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, our school chorus went to a senior citizens' home. An elderly lady died during my solo. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12184) - you deserved it (1040)

On 01/31/2012 at 10:34pm - misc - by sorrygrandma - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, a friend told me over MSN that her father had died. Trying to express some solidarity, I went to send her a tearful smiley. I accidentally sent her the dancing pig animation instead. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5379) - you deserved it (7213) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 12/29/2011 at 2:32pm - misc - by Kevin - France

Today, I was using the toilet and decided to check out some FMLs. One made me laugh out loud as my room-mate was passing by the bathroom. He now tells everyone my penis is so small it makes even me laugh every time I see it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28431) - you deserved it (6973)

On 10/06/2011 at 12:17pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, my five year old ran down the street wearing nothing but flip flops, Star Wars underwear, and a baseball helmet. He was swinging a badminton racket while screaming "THIS IS SPARTA!" My neighbors watched laughing as I had to run after him down the street in my pajamas. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21570) - you deserved it (6059)

On 09/17/2011 at 9:20pm - kids - by awesomekidsmum - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I apologized to the cat for walking into the laundry room while he was using the litter box. FML

#17734128 (134)

I agree, your life sucks (6822) - you deserved it (2789)

On 09/13/2011 at 2:05am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my boyfriend decided it'd be funny to create a "place" on Facebook for my vagina. Now he "checks-in" every time we have sex. FML

#17338945 (374)

I agree, your life sucks (40817) - you deserved it (7209)

On 08/02/2011 at 12:52am - intimacy - by INside (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, while walking home from work, a young teenage girl ran up behind me and dumped a carton of milk on my head. She said, "The cow master baptizes you!" and then ran in the opposite direction, cackling madly. FML

#17301663 (265)

I agree, your life sucks (10604) - you deserved it (1028)

On 07/29/2011 at 8:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was browsing the web when I checked the search history. Turns out my son has been searching for "nude grills" and "hot grills." Not only is my 12 year old son attempting to find porn on the internet, he also can't spell. FML

#17281952 (291)

I agree, your life sucks (26793) - you deserved it (3732)

On 07/27/2011 at 10:02pm - intimacy - by Nickname (man) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I was helping clean my grandpa's garage when I found some of his old election posters from the '50s. They included slogans such as, "Dick: you know it feels right" and "Want growth? Choose Dick." I'm not sure whether to be disgusted or impressed. FML

#17279382 (147)

I agree, your life sucks (8416) - you deserved it (1393)

On 07/27/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Nick (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, it's my birthday. I got a phone call from my high school bully, to remind me that he'll always be able to find me and do whatever he wants to me. He does this every year. I turn 34 today. FML

#17012107 (363)

I agree, your life sucks (15102) - you deserved it (1896)

On 07/07/2011 at 8:19am - misc - by Snurkles (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I woke up to my Playstation 3 and my laptop missing and window open. My dad faked a robbery to see me freak out. FML

#16525233 (147)

I agree, your life sucks (25504) - you deserved it (4771)

On 06/06/2011 at 3:06am - misc - by dwhite032 - United States (Indiana)

Today, at my job as a lifeguard, the kids in the pool decided to start a new game. The game involved spreading out to different parts of the pool and pretending to be drowning at the same time. Whoever was "saved" first, won. FML

#16494046 (178)

I agree, your life sucks (35886) - you deserved it (2390)

On 06/04/2011 at 2:15am - work - by zain - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to give a reference for a former employee. I tried to say he was always willing to give us a hand on the job. Instead, I said he was always willing to give us hand-jobs. FML

#16448858 (138)

I agree, your life sucks (12173) - you deserved it (19046)

On 06/01/2011 at 8:35am - intimacy - by Username - Canada

Today, my drunk dad started yelling at my dog for not having a job. FML

#15962479 (303)

I agree, your life sucks (36426) - you deserved it (3498)

On 04/28/2011 at 11:53am - animals - by Cecilly2010 -