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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 16 September 1992 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1196
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About broken_heart : im a teenager that cant do anything right and i had the besttt guy ever but i screwed that up too

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Today, I asked my girlfriend when she would give me a blowjob. She replied, "you know that won't happen, I'm a vegetarian." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (63474) - you deserved it (28412)

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