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  • Town/Country : chicago, united states
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 12 April 1999 (15 years)
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Today, I went to an over-crowded grocery store. As I reached the front of a long line, I noticed that a cart had been abandoned in everybody's way. Trying to be helpful, I moved it to the side. An enormous woman then shoved me and yelled at me for "pushing her property around." FML

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