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brohamas16
  • Town/Country : miami, usa
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Monday 4 December 1995 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 403
  • Number of comments : 121
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About brohamas16 : my names Matt and I like rugby and football

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Today, I got a new job. This would've been a good thing, but apparently, the person I'm replacing was very well-liked around my workplace. All of my co-workers hate me now for replacing someone who I don't even know. FML

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69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20228) - you deserved it (1225)

On 02/12/2012 at 1:02am - work - by That_guy (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, after parking my car, I was informed by an incredibly hot girl that my tail light was faulty. I tried hitting it to make it work again. Guess who has 5 stitches and a smashed tail light? FML

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85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4785) - you deserved it (25370)

On 02/11/2012 at 11:25pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I started my job as an assistant to a beekeeper. I forgot to put gloves on, and got stung like crazy. My hands swelled up to the size of baseball gloves. Turns out, I'm allergic to bees. FML

#17479997
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11284) - you deserved it (23050)

On 08/15/2011 at 11:55am - work - by rr - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I woke up with a foul stench forcing its way up my nostrils. It turns out our septic tank broke, and is now leaking into our backyard, and sadly, our basement. I live in the basement. FML

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88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20863) - you deserved it (1642)

On 08/13/2011 at 3:04pm - misc - by thatguythere858 (man) - United States (Kansas)



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