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by fernie vazquez / 06/10/2012 at 5:16am / United States (California) / Love
Today, I drove my drunk sister home after a wild night of partying. She did not go to bed as I expected; instead, she laid in the bathtub and cried every time I left her. Now it's 3AM, and she's using her bra as a lasso for various objects in the room. The best part is I work in 4 hours. FML
by eddie818 / 06/10/2012 at 3:54am / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 06/01/2012 at 10:29am / Austria (Wien) / Miscellaneous
Today, a girl started talking to me at the bus stop. After it descended into an awkward silence, I jumped on my bus to avoid further conversation. She got on the same bus. And got off at the same stop. I swear the whole bus could feel the tension. FML
by Silent / 06/01/2012 at 10:24am / Singapore / Love
by gonavybeatarmy / 05/31/2012 at 1:28am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by elizabethyeo / 02/20/2012 at 5:01am / Australia (Western Australia) / Miscellaneous
by OhMyWhitney / 02/20/2012 at 2:41am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was talking to my grandpa while he was gardening outside. Suddenly I feel this hard, salty thing fly into my mouth and I spit it out. It turned out to be a beetle. My grandpa takes one look at the beetle and says, "Well, at least that poor bug finally got you to shut up." FML
by vw / 02/20/2012 at 12:05am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/19/2012 at 10:00pm / Canada / Health
by Anonymous / 02/19/2012 at 9:42pm / United States / Work
Today, while in Walmart, I noticed an old man who had been following me for about five minutes. I politely pulled over with my cart and smiled at him so he could pass. He then said with a creepy smile, "So it's your turn to stare at my butt now?" It's the most attention I've gotten in weeks. FML
by Nicole / 02/19/2012 at 8:14pm / United States (California) / Love
by Anonymoosey / 02/19/2012 at 6:47pm / Canada / Intimacy
Today, my parents were out, so I lit up my first ever joint. I got so stoned out of my mind that when my dad came back home and asked what the smell was, I said a stray cat had left an upper-decker in the toilet. He found the joint in my room, and now I'm grounded for the rest of the school year. FML
by Alyssa / 02/12/2012 at 7:01pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by fuck teh poleese / 02/12/2012 at 4:50pm / United States (Tennessee) / Miscellaneous
Today, I had a debate with my girlfriend about whether giving birth or getting kicked in the balls hurts more. It ended up with her kicking me in the balls. I was the one who said giving birth hurt more. FML
- Today, as I passed my fiancé the pancakes I had just made, he vocalised his happiness with a groan… Today, after having sex with my boyfriend, he said that I should go to the bathroom so we don't end… Today, I turned 18. My dad congratulated me and gifted me his collection of old porn magazines. Not…