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brodizzle's favorite FMLs

Today, my crush talked to me for the first time. He told me to stop staring. FML

by hatethatiloveyou / 02/09/2009 at 7:37pm / United States (Florida) / Love

Today, my phone rang for the first time in four days. It was my mom. She dialed the wrong number. FML

by lonely / 02/05/2009 at 10:14am / United States (Connecticut) / Love

Today, I fell asleep. I felt something on my face. I batted it away. It was my hamster. It died from a concussion upon hitting the wall. FML

by EpicFail / 02/04/2009 at 6:29pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Animals

Today, I was running to the bus stop to catch the bus. The bus driver smiled, waved, and drove away without letting me get on. FML

by seriously?? / 02/04/2009 at 11:06am / United States (Florida) / Transportation

Today, my best friend was crying because her boyfriend is a retard. I brought my thumb up to wipe a tear off her face, and somehow stuck it up her nose. FML

by FractalSanity / 02/01/2009 at 3:11am / Canada (British Columbia) / Love

Today, I was looking at porn on my laptop when my mom came into my room to talk to me. After she finished what she was saying, she paused and said "you know I can see the reflection of your computer screen in your glasses". FML

by losingstreak / 01/31/2009 at 3:47pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous

Today, I fell down the stairs twice. I fell from the top, stopped in the middle, stood up, stepped down one more step, tripped, and fell down the rest of the stairs. FML

by Lars / 01/31/2009 at 12:25pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous

Today, a boy I'm not even dating took it upon himself to tell me that we would never work out. Via text message. FML

by wowza / 01/31/2009 at 11:52am / United States / Love

Today, I got bored on the toilet and decided to paint my nails. I ended up having to wait half an hour to wipe. FML

by crazyvulva9216 / 01/26/2009 at 8:17pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I thought it'd be cool and trendy to buy a Blackberry Storm. FML

by fecurtis / 01/22/2009 at 9:38am / United States (Virginia) / Geek

Today, I found my car completely vandalized when I came home from work. A paper on the seat read "That's for what you did to Hannah you fuck". Hannah? FML

by Camm. / 01/15/2009 at 6:32pm / United States (New York) / Love

Today, my portfolio manager called me and said he had invested all of my retirement in Circuit City. FML

by Noname / 01/13/2009 at 5:06am / United States (Virginia) / Money

Today, I opened a packet of cereal and it exploded on my keyboard; now, my keyboard crackles. FML

by Rabzouz / 12/20/2008 at 3:16am / Geek

Today, I surprise my girlfriend by turning up at her flat on her twenty-fourth birthday. She gets up from the couch as I enter and I shout: "Tonight, my cock is going to stab you twenty-four times!" (Okay, that's not smart). That's when her father glances over from the couch and greets me. FML

by Mateo / 12/13/2008 at 10:58pm / Intimacy

Today, I arrived right on time for my train. Only problem, it was the wrong station. FML

by Idi / 12/09/2008 at 7:54am / Transportation