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Today, my crush talked to me for the first time. He told me to stop staring. FML

#18236
25 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32688) - you deserved it (12569)

On 02/09/2009 at 7:37pm - misc - by hatethatiloveyou (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my phone rang for the first time in four days. It was my mom. She dialed the wrong number. FML

#9653
22 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39594) - you deserved it (2748)

On 02/05/2009 at 10:14am - love - by lonely (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I fell asleep. I felt something on my face. I batted it away. It was my hamster. It died from a concussion upon hitting the wall. FML

#8687
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34260) - you deserved it (13288)

On 02/04/2009 at 6:29pm - animals - by EpicFail (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was running to the bus stop to catch the bus. The bus driver smiled, waved, and drove away without letting me get on. FML

#7793
24 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31602) - you deserved it (2325)

On 02/04/2009 at 11:06am - misc - by seriously?? - United States (Florida)

Today, my best friend was crying because her boyfriend is a retard. I brought my thumb up to wipe a tear off her face, and somehow stuck it up her nose. FML

#4457
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20967) - you deserved it (9832)

On 02/01/2009 at 3:11am - love - by FractalSanity - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was looking at porn on my laptop when my mom came into my room to talk to me. After she finished what she was saying, she paused and said "you know I can see the reflection of your computer screen in your glasses". FML

#4219
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7799) - you deserved it (31652)

On 01/31/2009 at 3:47pm - misc - by losingstreak - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I fell down the stairs twice. I fell from the top, stopped in the middle, stood up, stepped down one more step, tripped, and fell down the rest of the stairs. FML

#4121
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28858) - you deserved it (4921)

On 01/31/2009 at 12:25pm - misc - by Lars - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, a boy I'm not even dating took it upon himself to tell me that we would never work out. Via text message. FML

#4103
22 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23551) - you deserved it (1986)

On 01/31/2009 at 11:52am - love - by wowza - United States

Today, I got bored on the toilet and decided to paint my nails. I ended up having to wait half an hour to wipe. FML

#2738
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6942) - you deserved it (61343)

On 01/26/2009 at 8:17pm - misc - by crazyvulva9216 - United States (California)

Today, I thought it'd be cool and trendy to buy a Blackberry Storm. FML

#2165
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5516) - you deserved it (31145)

On 01/22/2009 at 9:38am - misc - by fecurtis - United States (Virginia)

Today, I found my car completely vandalized when I came home from work. A paper on the seat read "That's for what you did to Hannah you fuck". Hannah? FML

#1295
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32034) - you deserved it (1600)

On 01/15/2009 at 6:32pm - love - by Camm. - United States (New York)

Today, my portfolio manager called me and said he had invested all of my retirement in Circuit City. FML

#1021
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31555) - you deserved it (2601)

On 01/13/2009 at 5:06am - money - by Noname - United States (Virginia)

Today, I opened a packet of cereal and it exploded on my keyboard; now, my keyboard crackles. FML

#556
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15519) - you deserved it (10199)

On 12/20/2008 at 3:16am - misc - by Rabzouz - Sent from mobile version

Today, I surprise my girlfriend by turning up at her flat on her twenty-fourth birthday. She gets up from the couch as I enter and I shout: "Tonight, my cock is going to stab you twenty-four times!" (Okay, that's not smart). That's when her father glances over from the couch and greets me. FML

#509
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10789) - you deserved it (59180)

On 12/13/2008 at 10:58pm - intimacy - by Mateo - Sent from mobile version

Today, I arrived right on time for my train. Only problem, it was the wrong station. FML

#477
13 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15566) - you deserved it (7385)

On 12/09/2008 at 7:54am - misc - by Idi - Sent from mobile version



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