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About brizzyd : Gamer man ,only a junior in high school, i play football and tennis but this is my first year playing football, little on the big side 220 lbs 6 foot

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Today, during school, I passed out in the lunch line and hit my head on the metal rail as I fell. Rather than helping or expressing concern at all, my friends simply left my unconscious body on the floor. Why? They had to get to the lasagna before the cafeteria ran out of it. FML

Today, my boyfriend told me that I have the bad habit of not doing the dishes before he has his daily piss in the sink. FML


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On 10/17/2013 at 7:51am - misc - by Michelle (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my teacher was talking about anorexia and bulimia. Midway through the lesson, she stopped and knowingly asked if I wanted to share my experiences with the class. I don't have an eating disorder, just a screwed-up metabolism. FML


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On 10/02/2013 at 2:37pm - health - by 94lbs of muscle -

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