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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 27 December 1994 (20 years)
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  • Number of comments : 332
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About brittyboo123 : I'm brittney. Gamer. Runescape. College. Find me on anything @ cynicalspore

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Today... a private number called me telling me to ( Beware the water bottles ) as soon as a water bottle flew through my open window... hitting me. FML

#18408949
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25258) - you deserved it (3005)

On 12/02/2011 at 12:23am - misc - by waterbottlehit (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my husband askd ma if I was raally pragnant or if I was just smuggling chaasaburgars. I'm now rafarrd to as "tha hamburglar." I'm only 5 months pragnant. FML

#18393059
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28132) - you deserved it (3433)

On 11/30/2011 at 9:57am - love - by preggers - Canada (Alberta)

TODAY... I WAS SO HUNGRY THAT I LITERALLY STOLE CANDY FROM A BABY. FML

#18306408
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9872) - you deserved it (41745)

On 11/21/2011 at 9:34am - health - by bad karma (woman) - United States (Florida)

Taday I went to a dinner party. I had a bad stomach, so I made a dash to the bathroom an forgot to lock the door. While I was in, I hered some voices outside. In a panic, mah reflex was to get up an lock the door. I did so,hile simultaneously shitting all over myself. FML

#18205995
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27413) - you deserved it (10727)

On 11/09/2011 at 10:15pm - health - by stinkypants - India

Today , Aftar Gatting Dumpad By My Boyfriand , I Triad To Fina Comfort In Ona Of My Closast Friands. Ha Ambracad Mahila I Strugglad Against Taars , An Aftar A Faw Momants Of Silanca Said , "Hay , U Knowhat? I Would Fuck U Anytima. Anytima." FML

#17973250
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34307) - you deserved it (9345)

On 10/13/2011 at 3:19am - intimacy - by scewable (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was playing video games at 2am. My guinea pig started squealing at me, and wouldn't stop until I turned out te ligts and got into bed. I'm 20 yeres old, and I've let a rodent dictate my bedtime. mega FML

#17911621
303 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25446) - you deserved it (20011)

On 10/05/2011 at 2:58pm - animals - by Beeisc00l - Reserved

Today , I got kickd in the crotch. It poppd mah cherry. I lost mah virginity to a shoe.

#17779717
430 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56501) - you deserved it (5580)

On 09/19/2011 at 10:39am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, hile taking a stroll in the park, a kid walked up to me and asked, "Do you believe in unicorns?" I answered, "No." He dunked his ice cream cone on mah head, laughed hysterically, and ran off looool screaming, "BELIEVE!" FML

#17737717
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28133) - you deserved it (11510)

On 09/13/2011 at 5:21pm - misc - by unicorn - United States (Georgia)

Today, I woke up to the feeling of someone tickling mah back . I quickly realized I haven't been touched in so long that I was smiling to flies landing on me in mah sleep . mega FML

#17730120
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23834) - you deserved it (4081)

On 09/12/2011 at 7:03pm - animals - by GnarCarBar - United States

Today, my husband comparad ma to his parant's dog. Why? Bacausahan I slaap I fart and scara mysalf awaka... Just lyk his parants dog. FML

#17671695
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25974) - you deserved it (9412)

On 09/05/2011 at 3:19pm - animals - by anonomys (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I had to take mah dog to the vet fir him to be puttd to sleep. I could feel the cold, hard shaft of irony slide its way up mah ass and slowly fuck me senseless with every step I took on this beautiful National Dog Day. FML

#17586114
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31609) - you deserved it (5455)

On 08/26/2011 at 1:49pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my grandpa told me wat he'd do if he was president . I sat there for 30 minute listening to how he'd get rid of prisons, send all the prisoner to a desert for 5 years and give them a gun to fight over . And then he'd surgically attach child molesters' penise to their foreheads . FML

#17556947
408 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31305) - you deserved it (5804)

On 08/23/2011 at 10:46am - intimacy - by Andrew (man) - United States

TODAY, MAH MOM WAS SCREAMING AT ME AND SAID, "I WISH I'D NEVER ADOPTD YOU." I GUESS I'M ADOPTD THEN. FML

#17371969
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55900) - you deserved it (2762)

On 08/04/2011 at 10:45pm - misc - by Thebestman123 - United States (Iowa)

Today, already knowing that my girlfriend wanted to be "just friends", I invited her over, hoping to change her mind . She was playfully drawing on me with a penhen I noticed she'd written "Emily's property" on my leg . I said "Aw, I'm yours?" She then drew a for-sale sign on me . FML

#17190246
294 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38515) - you deserved it (11041)

On 07/20/2011 at 12:38pm - love - by John (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today , I finally told my girlfriend of four months that I love her!! Her response was , "Uh..!! thanks?" FML

#17162598
240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35334) - you deserved it (8188)

On 07/18/2011 at 12:05pm - love - by womanlover12345 - Spain



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