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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 27 December 1994 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1854
  • Number of comments : 319
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About brittyboo123 : I'm brittney, 19. Gamer. Runescape. College. Find me on anything @ cynicalspore

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Today, I told my morbidly obese teacher that he had mustard on his chin. He tried to wipe it off and I said without thinking "No, your other chin." FML

#1183815
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34336) - you deserved it (90822)

On 04/21/2009 at 1:42am - misc - by anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I had horrible pains in my stomach area so I went to the doctors. They couldn't find anything wrong and sent me to the Emergency Room for X-rays. After spending the entire day in the hospital, they tell me I'm slightly constipated. I had to pay $400 to find out I had to take a shit. FML

#973952
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29138) - you deserved it (48664)

On 04/14/2009 at 4:40pm - misc - by blehh (man) - United States

Today, I told my husband I was pregnant. He laughed and said, “April Fools, right?” then left the room, still laughing like it was the dumbest thing ever. Tomorrow's April Fools day. I really am pregnant. FML

#726526
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60400) - you deserved it (3250)

On 03/31/2009 at 4:33pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today, I texted my boyfriend to see if he wanted to finally have sex today. His response was "Can't, Platinum just came out." I didn't know what that meant so I searched "Platinum 3-22-2009" on Google. I found out he's talking about a new Pokémon game. FML

#542382
452 comments

I agree, your life sucks (111896) - you deserved it (20252)

On 03/22/2009 at 10:15pm - intimacy - by thisreallysucks2 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went bowling with my mom and she paid for 2 games. By the 6th frame of game 1 she was bored and to get her money back for both games she told the employees I shit my pants. I'm 17. FML

#79689
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52364) - you deserved it (3249)

On 02/19/2009 at 4:47pm - money - by Noname (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I told a girl I liked her. She replied, "Don't". FML

#75697
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55395) - you deserved it (5195)

On 02/19/2009 at 2:08am - love - by grlks (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

#56665
503 comments

I agree, your life sucks (226540) - you deserved it (78682)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

Today, I made a joke about having a wedding to my mom and she told me not to joke about something that will probably never happen. FML

#21465
18 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30524) - you deserved it (2798)

On 02/10/2009 at 5:30pm - misc - by NoWedding (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was passing a building and saw a fat, ugly person inside. I started to laugh and noticed it was my reflection. FML

#13325
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12622) - you deserved it (63166)

On 02/07/2009 at 1:16pm - misc - by name50 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I called up my ex girlfriend to ask her if I could come round hers to get my pyjamas back. She replied: “I’m keeping them just in case...”- “In case of what?”- “In case I want to dress up like an asshole”. FML

#1859
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5723) - you deserved it (16235)

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