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yesterday I fell out of a window while trying to close it so no one would fall out . FML

#21366431
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30114) - you deserved it (4100)

On 03/02/2015 at 8:26am - misc - by meeeee! - United States (Delaware)

I moved to a big city , alone , from a small town. After convincing myself it wasn't tat scary , I ailed first cab. Te driver spent te 30 minute ride from te airport telling me about ow ( sometimes , u just gotta soot a guy ) cuz if tey steal yur soes , tey deserve it. FML

#21366058
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27972) - you deserved it (2479)

On 03/01/2015 at 6:22pm - misc - by smalltownkid - United States (Texas)

yesterday I found out that my 2-year-old brother is afraid of his own penis. Whenever he doesn't have a diaper on, he screams, cries and yells, ( Ew ). FML

#21347945
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30043) - you deserved it (2453)

On 02/01/2015 at 7:43pm - health - by okseñoryoucrazy - United States (Washington)

MY FATHER WAS PLAYING WITH SON AND HIS TOY ANIMALS. HE PICKED ONE UP AND SAID... ( WHAT IS THIS? SOME KIND OF AFRICAN HORSE? ) IT WAS A ZEBRA. FAT FML

Today, I had a sneeze attackhile my nose was bleeding. Now my living room looks lyk a crime scene. FML

#21332502
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33814) - you deserved it (2796)

On 01/07/2015 at 2:07am - misc - by MonsterProblems (woman) - Croatia

Today, I eard ma sister gagging in er room. Se was doing it quietly, and I got pretty concerned, after earing a lot about bulimia recently. I knocked, ten eard a gasp, so I let myself in, only to see er on er knees and er boyfriend wit is underwear around is ankles. mega FML

#21233355
194 comments

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On 08/09/2014 at 3:29pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, My Psychotic Step-dad Asked Me If I'm Doing Drugs. I Replied With A Massive Amount Of Sarcasm: "Yeah, All Of 'em. Especially Meth." He Flipped Out, Searched My Room Top To Bottom, Then Grounded Me "for Good" Until I Tell Himhere I Hid The Supposed Drugs. FML

#21233273
79 comments

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On 08/09/2014 at 1:32pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, at work, an old man was having trouble using his credit card at the checkout. I told him to "just stick it in", an he replid with "I love it when you talk dirty to me." The whole line at the checkout laughd. FML

#21228111
112 comments

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On 08/03/2014 at 1:16am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today.!! !! I was watching my 3 year old brother !! He asked me to get him a cookie and I said.!! !! ( What's the magic word? ) He looked at me angrily and said ( Bitch.!! !! please !! ) mega FML

#21227114
104 comments

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On 08/01/2014 at 9:57pm - kids - by WickedRene (woman) - United States (New York)

Taday mah girlfriend's dad returnd home from deployment. Being the grade A fucktard that I am, I got flusterd an askd, "So um, did u make it back?" He lookd me dead in the eyes an said completely deadpan, "No, obviously I did. Moron." FML

#21226906
54 comments

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On 08/01/2014 at 4:45pm - misc - by whoops (man) - United States (Indiana)

I looool ran into mah boyfriend of 5 years!! The weird thing was that he was supposd to be in Iran!! The even weirder thing was that he was with his wife and kids!! FML

#21212869
137 comments

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On 07/18/2014 at 12:49pm - love - by someonepleasehelpme (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today... mah wife bought a strap-on. I'm about fifty miles beyond terrified. mega FML

#21184387
272 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58092) - you deserved it (8024)

On 06/22/2014 at 4:34pm - intimacy - by possibly fucked (man) - Portugal (Lisboa)

Yesterday, I asked my dad if he'd like to see the photo of my wedding,hich he didn't bother to come to. Reply: ( What the fuck, are u gay or something? Keep that homo stuff to yourself. ) My wife started laughing so hard she was crying. FML

#21180887
91 comments

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On 06/19/2014 at 5:05pm - love - by Fuck you, Dad. Fuck you. (man) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

2DAY I FEEL MASSIVELY DEPRESSD, BUT I CAN'T TALK TO ANYONE ABOUT IT AS I'M BRITIS . FML

#21177849
149 comments

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On 06/17/2014 at 8:26am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I found out my husband has a fake Facebook account that he uses to add guys and live a double life as some kind of "gamer chick". This would be disturbing enough, even if he hadn't used pictures of me to give a face to his alter ego. fat FML

#21173506
78 comments

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On 06/13/2014 at 5:07pm - misc - by Little Miss Fucket (woman) - United States (Texas)



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