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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Monday 21 January 1985 (30 years)
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About brittburrell03 : I love reading Tom holt, Orson Scott Card, and Douglas Adams. That should say everything about me. Oh and I'm an archaeologist. It sounds way cooler then reality, trust me.

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